George: Hellllllllllllllllllllllllo everybody and-
Fred: welcome to The Shipper's Show!
George: Oh my gosh! Fred! You're alive!
Fred: No. I'm a ghost. I've been wreaking havoc at Hogwarts with Peeves!
George: Let's get the show started with-
Fred: Harry's ships.
George: We've brought Harry in today to help us explore these ships.
Fred: So Harry, whose you're OTP?
Harry: Well Fred, I've always been a shipper of Ronks, but my OTP would have to be Nuna.
George: Alright. Now let's talk about people you've been shipped with. What do you think of Hinny?
Harry: Well, as many of you know, me and Ginny do end up together and we're very happy. We even have three kids! Although, one of them is a cursed child. . .
Fred: Hinny is wildly shipped by many people, though our sister Ginny is too good for Harry. She's related to royalty!
George: Well, despite her being related to the Kings of Pranks, I agree with this ship! Ginny was originally to shy to even talk to Harry, but whenever his pride was challenged, she always stuck up for him.
Fred: Then there's the subject of Drarry.
Harry: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! I know for a fact I am not gay. Me and Malfoy Haven't spoken in ages, but I know he was very happy with Astoria.
Fred: I can see why people may ship them though. The tension between enemies can create wonderful opportunities for fan fictions which as everyone knows is the best way to make a ship go wild.
George: What about Harmony?
Harry: This is one of my favorite ships
Fred: This is a wildly popular ship. These best friends have so much chemistry, even Snape can't handle it.
George: Remember when you danced?
Harry: Uh,
Fred: Even the locket thought you should be together!
Harry: Guys!
George: And that time you-
Ron: HANDS OFF MY GIRL!!!!!!!!
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The Shipper's Show
FanfictionThis is basically just an excuse to rant about Harry Potter ships. In which Fred and George are bored so create a game show. As you can see, I'm really bored.
