Less Serious Poetry

Is Anything Orange?

I wrote a poem once
It was quite absurdly long
I called it Everything is Orange
And showed me I was wrong

I thought it was grand
But in actuality
It was silly
Enough to make you
Wanna cut off your own willy

Ew why did I say that
Wanna hear the poem?
Or listen to the rat?
Which one do you choose
Either way you won't lose

Just kidding
it makes me want to puke
Because I thought love
was a fun little juke

Tell me tell me
Would you care to hear
Oh but don't blame me
If you cut off your ear

I still do care for it greatly
It took three days
Please Don't hate me!

The beauty of it is evident
The innocent is clear
But the person I was
Will leave your mind really queer