My day with my friend

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Period 1: choir (idk why)

Me: *repeatedly hits friend with binder*

Period 2: karate

Friend: *is a punching bag*

Period 3: band

Shes not with me

Period 4: ELA/reading

Me: *repeatedly stabs friend witb pencil*

Lunch

Me: I STEAL UR COOKIE

Period 5: social studies

Me: *asleep or still stabbing friend*

Period 6: Science

Me: *steals backpack and throws it at he*

Period 7: math

Mor stabby

Going home

Me: *sits by her*
Friend: no
Me: yes
Friend: *tries to ignore me*
Me: *bites her*
Friend: I AM SITTING BESIDE A CANNIBAL, HAAAAAAAALLLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!1!!!!!1!!!
Me: *mor bitey*
Friend: SHE HAS RAAAAAABBBBBIIIIIEEEESSSSZZZZZ!!!!1!!!!!!!!1!!2!2!
Me: *gets bored and play pokemon on phone*
Friend: *slams my head into the chair in front:
Me: TIME 2 DIE

*insert mortal combat music*

At home

Me: *spams text*

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