When Jason was at the tableI kept on seeing him look at me while he was with that other girlDo you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?Because he was totally texting me all night last nightand I don't know if it's a booty call or notSo... like what do you think?Did you think that girl was pretty?How did that girl even get in here?Do you see her?She's so short and that dress is so tackyWho wears Cheetah?It's not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing "Summertime Sadness"?After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette?I really need oneBut first,LET ME TAKE A SELFIE[Beat drops]Can you guys help me pick a filter?I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or ValenciaI wanna look tanWhat should my caption be?I want it to be cleverHow about "Livin' with my homies, hash tag LIVE"I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutesDo you think I should take it down?LET ME TAKE ANOTHER SELFIE[Beat drops]Wait, pause, Jason just liked my selfieWhat a creepIs that guy sleeping over there?Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes onThat's so ratchetThat girl is such a fake modelShe definitely bought all her Instagram followersWho goes out on Mondays?OK, let's go take some shotsOh no, ugh I feel like I'm gonna throw upOh wait, nevermind I'm fineLet's go danceThere's no vodka at this tableDo you know anyone else here?Oh my god, Jason just texted meShould I go home with him?I guess I took a good selfieSelfie [on repeat]LET ME TAKE A SELFIE
