1. We all know what Kermit's fetish is
2. We need to do something here
3. Oh, you bitch tits
4. He got away with it
5. That curvy, bodacious one
6. I'm gonna take this. I'm gonna use it
7. Daddy loves you
8. All the way back
9. We're done screwed
10. There's no special events on Tuesday
11. We can make sweet, sweet love to this Strawberry princess
12. Considering we've got a courtesy cloud covering out nips
13. Stop making me say 'fluff'
14. Where did she put it, only God knows *wink*
15. Does it just make my boobs bigger
16. God, I hope Senpai has a foot fetish
17. Let's read some more por-uh Manga
18. That accidental panty shot
19. Oh God I wish that was me...he was eating
20. What a great use of my ink
21. When you get those hairy nips
22. Who gave the midgets guns
23. And now I'm stuck behind a corner thing
24. Just kill me so I can shotgun you
25. Bottles of alcohol, oh, Pirates
26. It's my stream, I do what I want
27. Unless it gets earrapey, I'll leave it
28. The love is so deep that, you know, the word throat is in there
29. #deep
30. How dare you think your standards are lower than mine
31. Your thumb's not over the part of the screen where I am, right
32. I love jumping in cars
33. That is a mistake Blade
34. My specimen is fine enough
35. I'm a slut, what do you mean, there's plenty of me
36. I used to play Club Penguin all the time when I was a kid...17
37. #Almost Legal
38. Yeah, pussy fists, it's what they call pacifists
39. "Kermit is my kink,' you're not the only one
40. Your stream is shit bro, kill yourself, I'm like, 'okay'
41. What happens if we start playing with his T.V. remote
42. Let's Google this shit
43. Are we Mary Poppins' this shit up
44. It was all the Harambee magic
45. Can I please climb you
46. Is down an option we have
47. Oh I overshot it, mother, fuck, dick
48. It's the bathroom that we just got our tits grabbed from
49. Please no sir, don't touch us
50. I was trying to wet my metal bro
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Underplay's Out-of-Context Quotes
RandomThis is a list type story dedicated to my favorite YouTuber Underplay, aka Josh. He mainly livestreams, and during those livestreams, he says some pretty hilarious stuff. So, I've decided to write this so I can share his amazing quotes with the res...
