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51. Where's my bathtub

52. Where can we cool this down or something

53. Oh, it melted

54. I threw the thing

55. Can we start the Man Scouts

56. This tennis ball is flying out

57. Shit's falling from the sky, I like it

58. I feel like I could upload that to somewhere other than YouTube

59. Someone send help

60. God fucking dammit ladder, you defeat me everytime

61. At least I'm a man of style and grace

62. This dude is all about touching my booty

63. Is this 'Elmo's World,' how did someone find my king

64. No need to touch me

65. Please let me climb game

66. Either kill me or let me go through the door

67. We should put all our keys in the truck

68. He's not the basement dweller we need, but the one we deserve

69. He's gonna touch my butt

70. This game's already saucy

71. Spread my asscheeks

72. Who doesn't love a good mustache piercing

73. I want to live vicariously through him, so he has to be as much of a dad as I am

74. It's the bushy eyebrows that does it for me

75. Oh no, my nudes

76. That's the most metallic fucking thing I've ever heard

77. I feel like this one is the most memorible

78. Quality fathering

79. Was he...smoking hot

80. Like my daddy arms

81. ' I get it Amanda, you break stuff.' -Dream Daddy

82. If you hear anything sexy in the microphone let me know

83. I'm more ready than I've ever been

84. Get off my fucking lawn

85. Fuck yeah, compliment the dog

86. Fucking suave, I like it

87. Fucking smooth recovery right there

88. Fuck that, I wish I had that

89. I'm being a productive father

90. No one's touching my daughter

91. Oh, this is me 110%

92. He says 'Right on' guys, we're in

93. I'm a professional baby daddy baby

94. Don't hit Krabby Patti's man, that's mean

95. Delicious, delicious butts

96. Look at all the characters from SpongeBob standing there

97. How'd you change into that, that's awesome

98. Mmm, go on

99. Ah, dammit my auto-taunt fucked me

100. I'd like to see that, Chris

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