Shadow Saber: So guys it's Saber's birthday if you didn't know.
Shadow's bad side: TELL HIM TO KILL HIMSELF!
Shadow's good side: C'mon it's his birthday. At least say happy birthday for him, just this once.
Shadow's bad side: *Sighs* fine, happy birthday to him. I guess.
Shadow Saber: Anyways, feel free to wish him a happy birthday. Even though it's 8:29 right now.
Saber the bunny: Ya you guys are late. *Walking in*
Saber's bad side: Not to mention the fucking Halloween book isn't done.
Saber the bunny: Yes, hopefully i finish tonight or tomorrow.
Shadow Saber: Ya...anyways feel free to wish the birthday boy happy birthday and Just a Robot 2 will be finished when lazy ass over here finishes the Halloween book.
Shadow Saber: *Whispers* also lazyass over here is turning sixteen today if you give a shit about his age.
Funtime Freddy: *Peeks behind corner* DID SOMEONE SAY BIRTHDAY BOY!
Everyone: NO!
Funtime Freddy: I want to wish you a HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY! AND GET FAT FROM CAKE AND CANDY! AND NOT THAT CAT FROM FIVE NIGHT'S AT CANDY'S. JUST DIE ALREADY!
Shadow Saber: My god...bye everyone. And please tell Freddy to SHUT THE FUCK UP!
A/N
But ya it's my birthday today. You can wish me a happy birthday if you want. Anyways have a great day everyone. And i'm gonna go back to eating candy.
Shadow Saber: Fatass.
Me: Shut up. Well bye everyone.
