Face Upon No Return

I accidentally embark on a quest

       My name is Percale. I have a brother named Percy. I am dressed in a blue zip-up hoodie with black under armor yoga pants, my eyes are a bright sea green, my lips a nice light red, my nose is like a refined structure, round normal ears, some freaks under my eyes, a long, round face mix, and I have a short little bit choppy, medium windswept bangs, and windswept hair. Percy wore and looked almost the same as me because we are twins. Percy is dressed in a Zaffre colored sweatshirt and black jeans with white converse. He has brown hair and bright sea eyes, just like mine. His facial features are the exact same except for his hair is shorter. His hair was messy in a good way and also windswept. We both brought a bag with supplies inside. We are 16. 

       We were taking a walk and decided to go on a street we haven't adventured yet and we saw this super old mansion that we have heard about in school. There was a huge, tall, metal fence that surrounded the whole perimeter. The entrance to the house had a big metal gate that like most mansions should have. It had this big, rusty, old looking lock on the front. I slipped my backpack off my shoulders and got a jug of water out of my backpack that I had and put it on the ground. Percy flipped the mouthpiece open and I took a little bit of water out and he closed it back up. Percy put it back in my bag and zipped it shut. I slipped it back onto my shoulders and made a key out of the water and unlocked the gate. I made a water ball in my hand, so it doesn't look suspicious. We started walking up the long entrance to get to the door of the mansion. The grass looked all brown and crunchy and there didn't look like there was many trees or anything living on the property. There was a tree in the middle of the yard to our right, that had a rope swing on it, but one side was broken and the tree didn't look so well either. We ventured into the house's grounds and at the door, there was this guard at the porch guarding the house. He was leaning against the wall sharpening a knife. We knew he spotted us when he pointed his knife.

"You aren't allowed on these grounds! How did you open the lock? Explain yourselves!" He yelled. He looked liked he was in his late 40s, had black hair they had some grey streaks in it. Actually, he looked like a rogue cowboy. He looked like the guy from the animated SpongeBob show. The first SpongeBob movie.

Percy put his hand over my chest and stepped forward, "Sorry, we don't mean to intrude. We were just curious because we haven't been to this street before. Every Saturday we walk around the neighborhood finding new houses, parks, or spooky places. Such as this one. We thought we would explore the perimeter and the house, but it looks like this is a private residence. I am sorry, we will just be on our way now."

My eyes were wide from the shock of what my brother just said. "Wow...you just said something very intelligent," I said clapping. "Everything he said is true. By the way, who are you?"

It looked like he was about to boast about himself." Oh, where are my manners? I am Jackler. Slayer of all things living, supreme commander of the roaster 3000, and champion of COD blacks ops 3." He smirked at the last part, but it looked cold and evil.

       Me and Percy looked at each other and started laughing hysterically, both holding onto the other soldier. Jackler gave us an odd look. He waited patiently for us to compose ourselves for about 4 minutes. We were in complete silence before my ADHD made me ask a question to break the silence.

"Sooo, do we have to do a quest to leave or can we just go?" I asked Jack

  'I wonder if we'll get a quest cause I haven't been on one in a while which is really surprising since we are demigods. Were both children of Poseidon, or the Big Three if you want to get all fancy and proper. Its kinda a pain, but I love dad. He is one of the better godly parents I should say. I just hope we get a challenge or something and he helps us.' I thought