On a cold, stormy Christmas Eve, at about 2:30 AM, Hannah had no idea that an elf on the shelf would take her brain away and give it to santa. She was tossing and turning in her sheets, because it was freezing. She also lived in The back part of the garage. Makes sense that she was cold..
Hannah felt a horrible feeling at about 2:45. It was the elf on the shelf, staring down at her, with its ceramic eyes. The elf on the shelf was plotting a terrible crime.
"AAAAHHHH" Hannah woke up from a nightmare about and elf on the shelf at 3:00 AM She looked at her bookcase, and saw the elf on the shelf sitting there, with a smug look on its face.
Flashback
''Mommy, look! its an elf on the shelf!'' Hannah laughed and picked up the elf on the shelf. ''Lets call it Alicia!''
Flashfoward
The elf on the shelf got up and said "Hello. I AM HERE TO TAKE YOUR BRAIN FOR SANTA" Hannah screamed and pleaded.
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Hannah screeched. The elf on the shelf lept onto her face and teared her face apart. It cracked Hannah's skull in two and reached out to get her brain. Hannah cried in pain as she saw her mangled body lie on the floor, blood everywhere. The elf on the shelf ripped her brain out and she screamed. She then died on the floor. The elf on the shelf was happy with her work and pulled a portal gun out of her pants and shot it against Hannah's chest. A red portal appeared. The elf on the shelf jumped into the chest.
Once the elf on the shelf came out of the portal, she ran towards Santa and said,
"Take this brain, my lord." Santa smiled and said,
"So, So you killed Hannah?" The elf nodded obediently
"Good work, slave. I guess we can go for a little bit." Santa smirked and picked up Alicia the elf on the shelf. He grinned and stuffed Alicia in a sack and hopped onto his sleigh.
"YEEHAWWW" Santa yelled as he whipped his reindeer. The reindeers screamed and ran. Santa was pretty agile, for an obese faggot.
Santa, Alicia and the reindeer dropped bombs on Invercargill. Everyone in invercargill died. Hannah's corpse died also.
