Onve upon a time BEN MURDOCK DRUM MAJOR EXTRAORDINAIRE decided that he was tired of not having a wife
or a husband he dont judge
he thought that maeby he should marry that dr.seuss-a-phone chick but she was too busy jewishisming in the background. BEN MURDOCK DRUM MAJOR EXTRAORDINAIRE couldd help with it but hed never jewishisminged B4 so he thot that he might not.
it was just then a wild CARLA MARIE OF THE COWS approached!!!!!!
"omigosh ive BEN searhing all over for youuuu~" carla sang as she frolickedd 2ward him.
"you have??? nO way?!" BEN MURDOCK DRUM MAJOR EXTRAORDINAIRE replied
"ya ive BEN looking high and ive BEN looking low"
"you were looking high?? cARLA, you shouldnt smoke druggs"
"well i kanow that, obvi"
"SCREEEEEEEEEEE" skyl said, raining from the clouds like... rain i mean what else rains from clouds you idot
she thought that maeby BEN MURDOCK DRUM MAJOR EXTRAORDINAIRE and carla should get mawwiaged soon but you cant get mawwiaged without a ship name of course
Skyl wacked her gavel once as a great thot came to her pitiful mind "smo-"
"it's not called a gavel tho" Carla interrupted, completely taiquondo-ing the fourth wall into smithereens
"shutupp yes it is" Skyl responded "I declare your ship name is smolT-"
"bUT tHAT dOESNT sOUND rIGHT eNOUGH iTS nOT sATISFYING" carla wailed
"STAHP INTERRUPTING ME, YOU TAKE-A-BITE-OF-THE-KITKAT-BEFORE-YOU-BREAK-IT-ER!!" skyl screamedd, conjuring the worst possible insult she could think of (except for the worst insult of all math and algebra but we cant even speak of that one its so dreadful)
"fine." Is all Carla said bcuz she was just so ashamed to not be the best at everything which she wasnt bcuz there waz dis one gurl whom is perfect at everything but mascara...
Oh wait where waz i
...Oh right
Oik, so skyl decreed that there ship name would be smolTALK bcuz Carla Marie of the Cows is a smol precious bean, whos still not quite as benign as HanPalindrome®.
And BEN MURDOCK DRUM MAJOR EXTRAORDINAIRE was the talk since carla was the smol but everyone knows that BEN MURDOCK DRUM MAJOR EXTRAORDINAIRE's part can't be lowercase!!
So smolTALK waz born
there mawwiage was all set and ready except oooooooooooohhhhhh PLOTTWIST skyl wasnt supportive she was just jealous!!!
