Food and Colya

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Me: Welcome back!

Me: Today's batch is extra painful!

Me: FOR ALL NINJA!

Me: All these were requested by Lightning_Dragon_101

Me: first, Jay, you have to go skydiving.

Jay: WHAT?!

*40 MINUTES LATER*

Jay: It's kinda hard to - ow - skydive when your pilot forget's your parachute

Me: It was me... sorry

Jay: ARGH!1!!!!!!

Me: Next... heheh... Kai, come here

Me: (whispers to Kai)

Kai: Seriously?

*A COUPLE OF MINUTES LATER*

Kai: (runs to the egg section in grocery store dressed as easter bunny*

Kai: MY EASTER BABIES! WHAG HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!!

*LATER*

Kai: Why did I have to say 'whag'?

Me: It was s typo

Me: Next is torture.

Me: Cole, you have to make out with Nya madly. Cole, Nya, you CANNOT hold back. And Jay, Kai, you cannot do anything about it. If you do, a whole pot of Cole's chili for you

Kai and Jay: OH NO!

Cole and Nya: (Start making out madly)

Me: Just to be nice, here's some punching dummies

Me: With hair attached

Me: FRENCH IT UP!

Cole and Nya: (french it up)

Jay and Kai: AARRGRRRGGRGHHH!!!

*A PAINFUL 10 MINUTES LATER*

Cole and Nya: (finish)

Jay: NYA HOW MUCH I'VE MISSED YOU WE NEED A ROOM RIGHT NOW

Nya: I prefer Jay.

Jay and Nya: (go in a room, lock door, secure door, do who-knows-what)

Me: Kai?

Kai: I'll let them have it

Me: How did you rip it up SO much?

Kai: ANGER

Me: Okay...

Me: Cole, run

Cole: (disappears)

Me: Wow.

Me: Pixal and Zane, sing a thousand years

*A FEW MINUTES LATER*

Kai: A sense of calm has come over me.

Me: Good.

Me: And Lloyd, you have to go without candy for five weeks

Lloyd: WHAT?!

Me: That's it folks by!

Lloyd: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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