You give them a boner (losers)

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Richie
-"it ain't gonna suck itself"
-you slap him
-ends up in a heated make out session

Bill
-"I-i-i g-gotta go t-to the -b-bathroom"
-is super embarrassed
-blushing hard

Eddie
-"mom something happened take me to the hospital "
-thinks it's a serious medical problem

Stan
-rolls eyes
-but you know that kinky Jew
-make out session is hot af

Bev
-scientifically impossible

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