Friskies: Yeah don't ask. - w -
Y/N's POV-
I was strolling through the park when some damn racist hobo or whatever just attacked me! I mean, WHAT!? I was gonna get punched when someone yelled "HEY! BACK OFF SUCKERS!" I turned my head and saw someone in a raccoon costume with someone beside him. Among them, there was someone with a big kite on his back and... someone... uh... I don't know... anyway, they look like trouble.
"Come on New Kid let's kick their asses." The raccoon said. They all head straight to battle as I just stood there amazed. Right after, those damn hobos ran! But one was gonna get the one beside the raccoon but I managed to run and kicked the shit out of him. They all started running away. I couldn't help but smirk.
"Yeah better run ya idiots!" I shouted. I looked back at the boys, who had a shocked look.
"That. Was. AWESOME! What the hell was that move!?" The raccoon said. I jumped, pulling down my hoodie.
"T-thanks... I guess." I said. I glanced over the kid with that weird farting abilities. He had a blank face on, which, I find kinda cute. I never noticed that the kite boy was waving his hand in my face.
"Hey kid. Kid, KID." I jumped.
"Y-yeah?" I asked.
"I think she can make a good part of the Coon and Friends, what'd ya say Coon?" He said.
"Yeah. I agree. I mean, damn. Look at her kick. She really made em running." The kid with the blue hat said.
"No. WAY! Just because she kicked some hobo's butt doesn't mean she can join! And, she's a girl!" Excuse me!?
"Come on man, PLEASE!?" The kite boy said.
"Ugh fine, fine. BUT FIRST! What is your name?" The raccoon asked with his claws in front of me.
"Uhhhh... Y/N... L/N..." I said nervously.
"Alright. You may call me as... the Coon..." Coon said.
"And that's Super Craig and Human Kite." He said.
"And that's the New Kid." He pointed to the silent boy.
"Wait... aren't you that new student from out of town?" Human Kite asked.
"Yeah... why?"
"I saw you in class once, sheesh you're shy." I removed my hood off my head.
"Yeah... all the time..." I said.
"Well Coon? Can she join?" Kite asked.
"Ugh fine. Come to the base..." Coon growled. I smiled lightly.
When we arrived, the base was.... pretty small, but decent. I saw the New Kid stare at me for a bit then turned his head away. Anyways, signed into Coonstgram, became a superhero, blah blah blah. Now, I'm SH/N!
"Alright SH/N, you and the New Kid will go out and try to do some superhero shit ok?" The Coon said.
"Got it." I said.
"Aaaaaand watch out for the Freedom Pals." He said walking off.
"Freedom Pals?" I asked, looking at the New Kid. He just stared blankly and walked off. Weird.
"Anyway let's just do whatever the hell Coon wants us to do," I said, putting my hands in my pockets. I kept on glancing at the New Kid. I think... I think I'm falling for him.
Weeks later...
"SH/N! NEW KID! GET TO BASE!" Coon yelled from this weird screen thingy. I growled.
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