Yes, PaRappa again, because the game's weird, but it's fun and has neat music ok?
Anyway onwards, this is one of the eight levels in the game. If you want more laughs, play it for yourself.
This is the stage four of this game--
Attention! Attention!
Come on everybody let's go!
Hop to it!
One two, let's go!
Fancy cars. gold chains, all mean a thang,
Word to no brain, fame is no game,
Fail the terrain, rough with a crane,
I come from the streets, there's such thing as pain!
--and this is the teacher of the stage.
It's random.
This is Instructor Moosesha.
She's a military person.
Yeh.
Anyway, I chose this stage's Awful Mode music because that main theme in the background besides all those stupid sounds (especially the fucking quacks and honks, believe me, it gets annoying in stage 6) is kinda catchy, besides given the fact that if you fail this level in Bad/Awful, you get discharged. By a moose, might I add.
A FUCKING MOOSE.
But hey, everything in Parappa Town can be solved by just busting out a few rhymes here and there.
BECAAAAAAAAAAUSEEEEEEE GAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LOGICCCCCCCCCCC!
Nevermind, let's get back on track.
Yes... it is time to get not romantic...
Time to get romantic, but indeed, I'm not sure!
Da kick punch style is never secure.
Always pending, always the last to make a move,
This time we get down never smooth...