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Danny DeVito is buckass naked looking for a midnight snack in his garden as big as a black man's dick. hE BENDS DOWN DAT ASS AND GRABS A PINEAPPLE IDK WHERE IT CAME FROM ITS A GARDEN OK AND HE EATS THE PINEAPPLE YES EVEN WITH THE SKIN BC HE CAN DO THAT!!!! THEN BENITITEIE CUMINKHATCH ENTERS AND KNOWS OK HE KNOWS THAT DANNY DEVITO TOLD THEN NOT TO EAT THE SINFUL PINEAPPLE BUT HE LOVES DANNY SO MUCH HE JUST CANT SAY NO SO HE EATS SOME TOO AND THEN DANNY DEVITO POPS UP FROM THE SKY AND HE'S LIKE "SHE'S BEAUTY, SHE'S GRACE, SHE'S MISS UNITED STATES!!!" AND THEN DANNY DEVITO & BENEJENICE CUMVERNETCG ARE DAMNED TO HECK
