Snowmen are 100% water. Humans are 70% water. Therefore, humans are 70% snowmen.
Apple spent billions to build a campus to look like the home button they just got rid of.
When the internet started, everything on it was thought to be fake, even though most of it was academic literature. Now that it has matured, everything on it is thought to be real, even though more of it is fake than ever before.
If history repeats itself then does that mean historians know the future?
A bald eagle in a zoo is the ultimate irony.
The dumbest person in the room is the first person the say how smart they are.
Accusing someone of hacking when they aren't is the best compliment you can ever give to a gamer.
Math is just one long series of "learn this so you can learn that" and by the end of it, all you've really learned is that there's software that does these calculations for you.
