Since when did you care?

To Biology my dear steed•Chappy 3

Chappy 3

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"Dear God your a horrible vehicle."

"Baby cakes you could always carry me instead."

"Stop jumping and shaking! I swear your trying to kill me!"

"Why would I kill lil Baby Cakes?"

"Because you hate me and we better hurry up we are gonna be late!"

"Where to my dear lady?"

"To biology my dear steed!" I kick his side. Peter starts making horse sounds. "Neighhhhh"

Within minutes we are at our destination. The Palace of the Gods:Cumber Dildo High. Well, Cumber Lane High. Also not Gods. More like drug using-foot-sucking-cheating-lying-sons-of-asses-who-need-to-back-the-fuck-up. Yup I'm talking about teens.

We are right in front of the steps when he drops me. "Sorry Baby Cakes but I'm tired."

"Sure... Sure... Maybe you just need to lay off the pizza and cake." I snicker at my come back.

"Are you implying that I'm fat? I am not fat." Peter pulls up his shirt "baby cakes I'm pretty sure this is the opposite of fat."

I stare for a moment "Are you sure you didn't draw those on. They look pretty fake." I poke his actually real Abbs. "I'm pretty sure your hungry whenever you talk to me, maybe that's why you always call me 'baby cakes'."

"I call you baby cakes because your as adorable as a mini cake."

"Oh now look whose the one complementing me today!"

I see Peters cheeks turning red. "I so was not! I just...I just... Uh you remind me of my birthday cake when I was uh... Um uh Seven yeah, seven!"

I push him against the locker. I then proceed to poke his nose just to see his reaction. His reaction was priceless. It was a mix of cuteness, confusion , and hotness at the same time. I loved it. He gave me the why-the-fuck-would-you-do-that face. I giggle and walk towards my locker.

"Dafuq? Why did you do that?"

"Eh it's the morning and I needed something to laugh at."

"Well then I feel used." Peter sounded offended as he clutched the area around his heart. *rumble*

"Jesus Christ! Is that your stomach or are the freshies rushing to home room?"

"It was a mix of both." Peter shrugged.

"Hmm... I do have a Nutella chocolate chip banana cupcake." I pull my amazing snack out of my bag and wave it in his face. "But you are certainly not getting any."

Peter puts on a pouty face. "Pwease?" He try's to do the adorable toddler face. "Just a wittle bite?" He asks.

"Maybe at lunch if your nice to me... Oh and we better get to home room"

"Shit we have 1 minute"

I grab everything for the day and sprint toward 31B. Ahh Homeroom and the biology classroom. Hey at least it's convenient. We walk into Homeroom as we see only two lab benches open. Fuck. I thought as I only saw an open seat next to Gabriella Hydria. Gabriella the total bitch. Ugh even the sight of her makes me nauseous. Perfect. Rich. And Pretty. Kill me Now. I search for a Miracle from heaven. Wait i think i found one. Yes! Kessie Bojer isn't sitting next to anyone! Kessie is my bestfriend. I either have to sit next to Gabriella Hydria or Kessie Bojer. Easy choice duh Kessie. As I make my way toward her, Peter sprints and sits next to her stealing my seat of happiness. I swear I'm going to kill him. As I think of various was to murder him, Kessie whispers a "Sorry" as I shoot death glares to Peter. He sticks his tongue out at me. I guess this is the day when I catch Batchitus type G.

I walk to the only empty seat next to Gabriella. She's chewing her gum obnoxiously. God Damn it out of all the people in the world. My life is now Officially a cliche movie. I might as well ignore her by studying.

I pull out my notes. Living things blah blah blah, cells and reproductive organs blah blah blah, anatomy blah blah bla- *ring*

The bell rings, time for announcements. " Good Morning Students of Cumber Lane High, we will start of with some reminders; Any violations of the student code will be suspended or punished, students caught drinking, smoking, and inappropriate and sexual behavior in school property are to be suspended or asked to leave." Some of the boys do their immature wolf whistles as some of the weedo kids groan. Oh great they are talking about this in the morning! Ugh might as just well rest.

I close my eyes to sleep when I feel a sharp kick to my ankle. Ouch! Oh that bitch! "Do you need a morning call loser?"

"I'm sorry I don't think I ordered the bitch alarm today... Oh wait it's just you waking me up" Mentally high fiving myself I grin at my comeback.

"Ugh brat!" She tells me.

*ring*

"Damn it" I whisper as I get up to go to my biology partner, Kessie.

"Oh God how was sitting next to Her?" Kessie imitates a fake shiver.

"She bruised my fucking ankle!"

"Oh god now we have to get your ankle check for the Disease?"

I laugh "I think I feel the bitchy-ness spreading to my veins!" I act as if I was actually sick.

I see Peter sitting in front if us sitting with his Bio partner, Jeff.

"Sorry not sorry baby cakes." Peter says trying to sound apologetic.

I make a smug face and give star his back. "I'll get you back later... Or maybe I just won't give you any part of my cupcake."

"You wouldn't dare Bab-" Peter didnt get to Finish.

"All right Class it's time to begin your Bio Test! No Cheating no Funny Business! Am I Clear" Mr. Bepter screams as he passes out the tests.

Oh Lucifer wish me good luck.

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Sweet baby Lucifer this took forever to write so I hope you love it. Or at least gives you a good laugh. Don't forget to leave you opinions and critics.

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