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unknown:
where are my chips assclown 😩
unknown:
wow ruby ignoring me what a surprise
unknown:
yeah i see how it is
unknown:
cHokE oN a SpOoN bItCh
ethan:
woah let's not get violent here
unknown:
FINALLY BITCH I WANT MY CHIPS 😤
ethan:
i'm sorry to hear that
unknown:
g o d i e
ethan:
lmao u don't get it
unknown:
this is a serious matter
unknown:
i want my mf chips bro
ethan:
ouch.
ethan:
was i just brozoned?
unknown:
RUBY STFU I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS
ethan:
you still don't get it hbjgshdhs
unknown:
gEt WhAt
ethan:
i'm
ethan:
not
ethan:
ruby
unknown:
...
unknown:
oh shit
unknown:
my bad
unknown:
this is embarrassing
unknown:
i'm just gonna go...
ethan:
wait actually
ethan:
don't go
unknown:
hm?
ethan:
i need to ask something before you go
unknown:
?
ethan:
...what kind of chips?
unknown:
original
ethan:
how boring
unknown:
how dAre you insult my taste in chips?
ethan:
original is
ethan:
meh
ethan:
subpar
ethan:
average
unknown:
uR AVERAGE :(
unknown:
i h8 you
ethan:
u luh me :)))
unknown: what's with all the double chins dude?
unknown:
oH nO
unknown:
are you some fat middle- aged pedophile?!1?!1?
ethan:
gASP
unknown:
die
ethan:
THATS BULLYING
ethan:
i'll have you know, i'm an attractive young man
unknown:
SO IM TEXTING A 12 YEAR OLD?!?1!?
ethan:
HAHAHA NO
ethan:
i'm 17 lol
unknown:
hA
unknown:
i'm older than youuuu
ethan:
i feel intimidated
unknown:
sIgh,
unknown:
"i'll have you know,"
unknown:
i'm 18 bITcH fIgHt mE
ethan:
s q u a r e u p

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