Levi reacts to Rupaul's Drag Race All Stars 3 cast Ruveal

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~Aja

Levi: "Meh"

~BenDeLaCreme

Levi: *Heavily breathes*
Eren: "Woah Captain, are you ok?"
Levi: "I fucking love Michelle Visage"
Eren: "Erm..."

~Chi Chi Devayne

Levi: "Who?"
Eren: "She's from season 8"
Levi: "Whommm?"
Eren: "Remember that one lip sync where all those diamonds and shit fell off her dr-! AH!" *Gets slapped by Levi*
Levi: "Don't fucking swear"

~Kennedy Davenport

Levi: "I don't like her"
Eren: "Aw why? I thought she was good in season 7"
Levi: *Whispers with a solemn look on his face* "She beat Katya in that lip sync..."
Eren: "Wut? Well it's not like it was in All Stars 2...shit"
Levi: *Suddenly stands up and runs out the room yelling* "KATYA WAS ROBBED"
Eren: *Runs after Levi* "Crap he's having All Stars 2 flashbacks"

-A few moments later after Eren manages to calm Levi down-

~Milk

Levi: "Ah, finally someone whom I appreciate dearly"
Eren: "I don't get what all the fuss is about her, she doesn't even look that good in drag"
Levi: *Shows Eren a (shirtless) picture of Milk out of drag*
Eren: "Oh...I get it now..."

~Morgan McMichaels

Levi: "No Comment"
Eren: "Erm she was funny in that fight with Mystique"
Levi: "How boring"

~Shangela

Levi: "What the fuck...she's back"
Eren: "Omg I love Shangela"
Levi: "No"
Eren: "But-"
Levi: "No"
Eren: "I-"
Levi: "No"
Eren: "Halleloo"
Levi: *Dropkicks Eren*

~Thorgy Thor

Levi: *Gags*
Eren: "Ew"
*Erwin walks in because he is lonely and has no friends*
Erwin: *Looks at screen in confusion* "Is that Michael Jackson in a dress?"

~Trixie Mattel

Levi: *Leans forward and kisses the screen*
Eren: "Was that really necessary?"
Levi: *Ignores Eren* "Avenge Katya for me..."

-Bonus-

*There will be a surprise 10th queen ruveal*

Levi: "It better fucking be Jasmine Masters"

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