Of course, waking up to baby crying wasn't what anyone wants. But for Hanzo, already not really a kid person, was hundred times worse. He doesn't know how to deal with children whatsoever, so trying to find out why the child was crying was a pain. And Jessie, the heavy sleeper he is, stay asleep as a crying baby laying on his chest. Hanzo picked up the child under its arms. Hanzo didn't know how to hold a baby. He trained for years to be a hero but cant hold a baby right.
"Are you hungry?" He asked, realizing he asked a baby who doesn't know how to talk in it wanted food. But keep asking questions until a smell waft in front of his face. A deep frown formed on his face, deeper than the one he has already had.
"You soiled yourself," He groans. Hanzo thought the baby would be asleep until morning. And that when they would but stuff like diapers and bottles. And he doesn't know how to change a diaper. He looks at the phone on the desk, it was Jessie's as Hanzo didn't have much use for a phone. He grabs the phone and searched up where to get baby stuff. The phone will up a place called Baby 4 us that not that far a drive. He grabs the keys and left a note saying where he went not knowing when he'll be back.
Hanzo was getting odd looks as he looks at the diapers, he was dressed up in his normal clothes, but a man holding a child arm reach under the arms trying not to smell the stink was odd. And well, his right nipple is out and free for the world to see in a baby store. Luckily a co-worker saw him.
"Um Mr, would you like some help?" The girl asked shyly. 'dame he's hot' she thought.
"Ah yes, this child is in need of a diaper change but I don't understand how to use this thing," he points at a box of diapers.
"Well, Mr, I can teach you if that's alright. You'll just need to pay for the diapers first." She smiled, he must be a new father.
"Yes, that will be very helpful." He sighs,
"Also, that's not how you hold a baby," She giggles. Hanzo blinked.
"Yes, I know this."
"And that's, how to change a babies diaper," The co-worker smiled as Hanzo, terrified, looked at the child who giggled at his facial expression.
"How can such a young child make something that horrid," He gasps.
"Yeah, these little monsters can be adorable but can cause mass destruction. Or just hurt themselves." She laughs picking her up and handing her to him.
"Your daughter is adorable." she smiles to him, "maybe he's a single dad?".
"uh, she's not my...never mind." He sighs. "Have a nice day."
"Oh um, before you leave, would you like to go out and get coffee?"
"Coffie is not good for your health, Tea is much better Ms. Also, I think my husband won't like that very much." He said walking out of the store.
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Mchanzo x child reader
FanfictionFinding a baby in their room wasn't really planned when Jessie wish on a shooting star to have a family with Hanzo. All rights of the overwatch characters go to the makers