i wake up at exactly 4:03 to the sound of my alcaholicc mom opening mi door omg so rude!!!! she yells @ me because she is mean.
"get up you're new ownerz are here!!!"
she packs up my thingz in my $100,000,000,000 bag and shoves me out the door.
"bye! bitchch!" she yodels and slams the door.
i look up at my new owners and omg god!!! its one dorection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! leeham walks over too me. omg....hees so HAWT!!!!!! he giggles "ur our bicht"
rawr xd its a dream com true!!!!! Hairhe ran over to me and lifted me up and threw me in the baccseat. "u look beeeutiefuyl!!!!!" Loise screeched in mi ear...but nail...he was being a meenhe hee was glairing at me! i didn't not not know what i did wrong!!!!!!! where waz Zaieaane?? smh it waz. ok. i guez. nialle drove very fast, a whole ass 26 mph. we get to thare huge manshone. hairdryer picced me up by my feat. what a sweethart. rawr xd, he cairees me into the house. hees so nice. i cant belief one direction bought me! their so nice! thei walk me to the bAsement "this is you're room" laundry detergent wheezes. 'well ok weel leaf u alone now." leeham punches me in the face. b4 leeving with the other bois. i thincc i'm in love with him. thares a maid outfit one the bed and a n0te on it that saiz "put thiz on" i put it on and shove my other clothes up my nose 2 kep them sayfe." i walk up the stares and open the dore thats when i run into Napkin in the hallway
