7 bang tan boys!! And me?

Kookie?

Hopping down the stairs I grabbed my food and purse and rushed toward the car. I didn't say bye to eomma but I waved a softly before leaving.

A warm hand touched my shoulder
"Ga Eul you forgot your car keys! Honestly what am I gonna do with you" eomma says.

"Hoooneeey? Can you come look at this"? My dad yelled saving me from a never ending argument from my mother that would make me even more late to work.

I was about leave the house when my sister yelled
"YOU IDIOT WHY WAS MY PRECIOUS PICTURE OF KIM TAEHYUNG LAY--"

Ugh.

I really didn't wanna hear this so I rushed out of the house leaving my screaming sister behind about someone named "Kim Taehyung". I don't even care at this point about her dumb band- she should've cleaned up the bathroom.

Wait a minute is Kim Taehyung the Caramel guy I saw in the bathroom that I threw in the -- OOH! 

That's why she was yelling at me. But still serves her right for throwing pieces of tissue paper all around my bathroom.

Mom made me rice and kimchi for breakfast and it was great because it wasn't one of those huge breakfasts she usually does on special days. The phone rang and I lifted it.

"Hello if this is a occupational worker in GUCCI then please listen: due to the severe traffic on 745 gwanchan highway, you may come to work late and would not be deducted work credibility, thank you" the phone needed with a beep.

Phew.

 I can go to office without worry now. Happily I tuned on the radio and this really beautiful song came on. It started, beginning slowly and then moving on to the highlight "Bogo shipda".

Waa.

What a beautiful song. It expressed feelings loneliness without your friend. I immediately put down my food and searched up "Bogo shipda" on Google and the picture I saw in the bathroom came up. The same Caramel face and boxed smile. Apparently he sang the line in BTS's hit song spring day. That lost my appetite..for both food and music. Luckily I was nearing my office so I didn't have to think about BTS. I also saw all the rest of the memeber online but im pretty sure ill forget about their names anyway.

What a persistent and annoying band! Honestly I get that they are popular but they don't have to be shoved up my face every 5 seconds. I got out of the car and entered the building. Thank God my mom didn't make me wear a skirt and high heals because I had to do a lot of walking before I reached my level.

I entered the building and all eyes were on me. I didn't understand why because I'm no celebrity and this certainly never happened to me in college. I walked through the ailes and all the women were glaring and the boys were looking at me with or curious eyes.

I walked up to me designated desk and I immediately saw a giant cookie the size of a computer sit on my desk. It was huge and big. I'm glad SOMEBODY appreciated me being here and I was really craving some thing sweet at that moment so I gobbled it all up. We'll not entirely but the moment I finished 1/4 of it the people around me stopped giving me those stares. I worked for about 3 hours straight until it was lunch. I grabbed the cookie and began to examine it.

Around the edge was a saying in gold "Hello first time to bulletproof boy scouts?"

I fell down laughing. Wow a random person gave me a cookie and it said bulletproof boy scouts on it? Wow this is amazing. Thank you whoever you are bulletproof boy scouts. Unable to shake off my laughter I ate up to half of the cookie. I went to the Cafe to get some coffee and some salad. Glancing around the lunch area I sat down on a table that was next to the sun. It was really cold in the office and I wanted to sit in a place of warmth.

The girls seated on the table next to me were giggling about something and I was really the interested but I happened to hear some comments.

"Did you hear GUCCI is seriously thinking of getting Tae into the company"

"OMG really no WAY. I bet that V would get so much more money than the other members of BTS  that they would probably kick him out"

"*squeel*" I want that to happen but at the same time I don't want that to happen like you know!!"

These girls have such bad English.

But who cares they are gossiping and I wouldn't want to associate with those fangirls anyway. I finished my salad and went back to my desk. I ate about 3/4 of the cookie and saw another golden enameling on the bottom to the cookie. It said "KOOKIE INC." Woah if they make cookies this delicious then I'm probably gonna try to find them and steal some more.

MWA HAHAHAHA. That's too evil ga eul.

On the way back home I ate the rest of the cookie. I felt completely nauseated. Maybe that cookie was too much to eat for a day.

At home no one was there and it was pitch dark so I had to turn on all the lights. I did some more work before I took a shower. The water was nice and warm it made my nausea  get down a little bit.

Because I didn't feel well I went to sleep immediately thinking about the things I learned during the day. After all I got sick because of a damn cookie.

One: Never eat to much candy or sweet stuff.

Two: Don't touch stuff that isn't yours and throw them into the trash.

And three: Never ever come across BTS or associate with them or even listen to their songs.

Seriously these boys are like the plague.

And with that mental note I fell asleep peacefully.