Tekken family vacations![Dem Slow Updates Doe]

Vacation 1: DAT IMMORTAL FAMILY DOE

Devil Jin: Oh Baby it's time....

Angel: GET INTO THAT CAR! YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD MESS WITH ME?!

Devil: WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS ON MY BACK?!

Devil Jin: *Sighs*

Unknown: Break it up.

Angel: Fine.

Ogre: Soooo...Where are we going?

Devil Jin: A cruise.

Devil: Yumm! Who made this? Did you make this Unknown?

Unknown: Yup. She didn't help at all.

Angel: Why do you have to be so cocky? Now I've got your nose!

Unknown: Hahahaha! Give it back!

Angel: You have to kiss me to get it!

Unknown: ....I don't swing like Dat.

Angel: O-Of course.

*Everyone hears a large shatter as Angel freezes up*

Unknown: Angel?

Ogre: You aight?

Angel: I need to go to my room.

*Angel walks to her room and slams the door*

Angel(From Dat room of hers): I KNEW THIS WAS ONE-SIDED! DAMMIT! WHY?! WHY?! THAT PURPLE PEICE OF S### HAS HER!

Devil: That's why I stole your diary.

Unknown: Yeah let's read it.

Ogre: Yeah!

Devil Jin: You people have no morals at all.

Unknown: What you talking 'bout?

Devil Jin: That woman feeds us, tends to our every need and treats us when we are hurt! And we take her for granted...

Devil: "July 19th, 1999..."

Angel: Guys let's go!

Devil: Everything packed?

All: Yup!

Unknown: Aren't we forgetting someone?

Batrina: HEELLLLO?! I'M RIGHT HERE!

Devil Jin: Let's go.

*Everyone gets into the car*

Batrina: I love this song!

*Nyan Cat starts playing*

Devil*Wispering*: "I met a girl that changed my life." What?!

Unknown: Ooh Ooh! Let me see...Oh my Satan...She likes me?!

Angel: What?

Unknown: YOU LIKE ME?!

Angel: .... There's the boat!

Ogre: YAAAY!

*Everyone gets out of the car and on the boat*

Unknown: You like me....

Angel: Nice day, right?

Unknown: You like ME?!

Angel: FINE! I DO!

Unknown: Oh my Satan...

Devil Jin: Chocolate fountain... Love at first sight.

Devil: We're still forgetting someone..

*At home*

Eliza: Mom? Are we leaving yet? Where did everyone go?

*Eliza appears on the boat*