Those who praise the soup gods, journey forth to join the Soup God Revolution! Soup is a dying art that we should protec! The Soup Gods have protected us for generations, so we should join together to celebrate their greatness!
In the beginning, the Soup gods welcomed us into their soupy arms. They have helped us throughout the centuries, never letting us down. We should appreciate their soupyness! We should eat their soup! Make their soup! Be their soup! Soup is a dying art of life, and it is our duty to rise it back up to its former greatness! Join the Soup and perform daily rituals of soup! The soup gods shall be praised! LOAFERS DE SOUP GODS FOR THEIR GRATNESH!!!!!
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