it had been a very long day for the 5 men as they had been out and about for almost a solid 15 hours and one in particular hadn't eaten yet. he had a slight stomachache throughout the whole day and his stomach kept growling as if it were a dog or something.
"bro," he said, turning to his friend, brian. "im really hungry."
"matt, you've been saying that for the past 9 hours. literally," brian replied.
"yeah but like.. bro.."
"we'll find something somewhere," zacky piped up. "just hang on."
"no i.. i can't."
"what do you mean?" asked brian
"the reason im hungry is,, y'all lookin like a snack,,,,,,,"
the other four stopped to stare at matt with mixed reactions of confusion and slight horror in different variations.
"im sorry what?" johnny asked in a scared tone.
"i SAID,,,, y'all lookin like a S N A C K," replied matt, simply.
"what the fuck are you talking abou-" brian started saying, but was cut off by matt suddenly lifting him up in his arms in a bridal kind of way.
"that's pretty gay," johnny whispered to himself.
"PUT ME DOWN!" brian shouted.
"nah," matt said.
"c'mon bro just put him down,, why are you picking him up anyway?" jimmy asked.
"watch this," matt commanded as he suddenly opened his mouth as wide as he possibly could as the 3 members stood in terror as matt shoved brian down his throat.
a muffled "BITCH WHAT THE FUCK" could be heard from brian from inside matt's intestines.
"dude,, not in public," jimmy said, not being seriously concerned.
"WE'LL GET YOU OUT BRIAN!" zacky assured him.
"ah no you won't," said a relaxed and unconcerned matt.
"well, how about a taste of your own medicine then?" zacky taunted.
"im sorry, wha-"
matt was cut off by zacky suddenly, and quickly, swallowing him whole with no hesitation.
"what the FUCK is going on???" johnny questioned, freaking out. "IM CALLING VAL"
moments later, matt's wife suddenly appeared out of thin air. johnny didnt even pick up his phone.
"DO YOU SEE THIS HAPPENING? YOUR HUSBAND'S IN THERE!" johnny cried, pointing at zacky's expanded stomach. "AND SO IS BRIAN."
"HEY MATT!" val yelled, laughing slightly. "WISH YOU COULD SEE THIS YOU WEIRDO!"
val's mouth extended as she reached out for jimmy. jimmy decided to not react and simply go along with it. val shoved jimmy into her mouth, and she could barely get him through her esophagus. luckily(???????) she managed.
johnny was the only one left. the only sane one in the group. he slowly but surely erased himself from existence of this universe in hopes to forget that unholy occurance. he's off in another dimension now, but the memory haunts him to this day.
1 vote = 1 prayer for johnny.
the end.
