( WARNING FALSE FACTS )
So, to get food around these parts it's as simple as the ABC'S. You see you need to be tactical, ready for anything to go wrong. You need to be strong, when something goes wrong you chase it away not be chased away. You need to be stealthy, ready to sneak up on unsuspecting prey without being detected. You need to be- I'm getting off track. So, to get food, when you couldnt get it when they gave out food, you need to pick an unsuspecting chicken. You can basically pick any other chicken, other than myself, obviously. Next, you'll need to walk up to that specific chicken and when it's not looking. POUNCE! Jump on the chicken's back and scratch it up. Make sure you're behind it at all times, it's not cowardly it's tactical, you don't want to get an eye plucked out. Then you sit on this chicken, put all your weight on it. Next, jump on it. Yes, I said jump on the chicken! You keep jumping on it until it throws up. That is when you quickly eat up the thrown up food. What don't judge me, you'll do the same when you don't get the " fresh " food. Well now that I explained how I got my meal, for the day, I guess it's time to think of the Master Plan...
