i crawlsed out of jet. and then i noticed something..
TESTICLES!!!! JETTY BOYS TESTICLES HAVE EXPLODED IN THE CRASH!!!!!133&(!!
i ran up to jet to see him sewing the corpses of the dead passengers to his ... engine ;;))) to form new testicles
"ew thats gross. i hate u jet"
"omg baby im sorry"
"its ok. lets fly to canadia now."
when we got to canadia i took all the maple syrup and all the canadianz died cuz duh. omg i just realized im a murderer.
"jeETTY BOI WE've G0TTA BLAST WE JUST KILLED 36 MILLI PPL!"
we flew to washington and obama cauht us and put us in jail. thanks obama.
