SSSniperWolf: Day in the Life of D.VA!

Walmart

I enter Walmart with my tiny black and gold bag on my back, a shopping cart and my socks up to my butt. I feel great! I stare at the offers as they are shiny. I like shiny things, like Lia's dogs. I walk round with my cart until I find the aisle with huge packs of Mountain Dew! I take one bottle, put it in the cart, grab a six pack, put it in the cart and put four more six packs into the cart. I walk until I find the Doritos as I am running low on them. I take four bags, put them in the bottom hatch of the cart as the top is taken by Mountain Dew. I take four more bags of Doritos and put them in the cart. I take four more and repeat the process again. I can't help myself but not do that! I scan everything at the Self-Service checkout, leave Walmart, take my cart, have a ride on it to my car in the parking lot and store everything in the back of my car. I leave.