A Lusty Dream

Bill! X Sans

This is by request and I'm not gonna really take it seriously because spoiler alert Idk much about Bill cipher please don't come for me gravity falls fans I used to watch it and I love the show but I just kinda don't have cable and stopped watching it so pleeeease don't come for me okay here let's just go XD

Sans
"Another one Grillby"
I held my hand up grillby came over and gave me a look
"Sans you shouldn't drink anymore."
I felt my anger boil at my oldest friend.
"GIVE IT TO ME GRILLBY"
I growled and he sighed giving me another bottle of ketchup I chugged it and squeezed my eyes shut I felt my brain go numb I was giggly and a horrible mess.

"Hey sexy."
The sexiest voice I'd ever heard my baby girls voice. (Or so I thought)  tickled my nonexistent ears and I looked towards it.
"Yoooooooo"
I smiled and threw my arm around the chick with a laugh she stumbled around with me I smelt alcohol on her breath.
"Yknow we should get outta here"
I suggested.

The next thing I was doing was pounding her sweet little pussy but it was looser then normal over a counter in her home she was bent over for me and she felt good I'm a simple guy I like a tight warm pussy for my bony friend down under.

(This is gonna be so short XD )

I woke up the next morning veeeery confused I looked around and I found a triangle next to me. I looked down and I was NAKED I screamed running to the bathroom and getting dressed quickly I ran out the triangle looking at me.
"Who the fuck are you?!?"
I looked away
"The names sans umm...yeah something happened yesterday I can't remember."
The triangle looked around.
"Umm I'm Bill"
I nodded refusing to look at him.
"Uh yeah...I'm gonna just yeah"
He nodded.
"Yeah..."
I looked at him.
"I thought you were my girlfriend I think."
He nodded he looked like he was gonna be sick I knew I was gonna be.
"K I'm gonna go bye."
I teleported out of there and back home where frisk had her arms crossed looking at me an angry expression on her face.
"Where have you been?"
I looked at the floor
"To be honest baby I have no idea I think I drunkenly fucked a triangle."
She laughed at me and hugged me.
"You're silly jokes always get me. C'mon let's get you to bed."
I nod.
"Heh ok. I wanna scrub myself first."
She nodded and I kissed her before running upstairs and scrubbing everything with the sponge so hard I thought my dick would fall off.
Then I went to bed I was going to need to get drunk again. But at home with frisk watching this time.

Bill

I was so disgusted and my ads hurt like hell. I got up and awkwardly walked to the shower my legs fell from under me and I smacked my face on the wall. .... yup I'm gonna kill a lot people in gravity falls for this shit.

Ok so yeah in no way shape or form a good or well thought out lemon. But like I said I didn't take it seriously. I don't really know how to right umm homosexuals sex scenes because I don't really know much about it. Soooo yeah sorry this was bad but yeah....oh btw throwing it out there I'm in no way shape or form hateful to gay lesbian transgender bisexual or any other gender of people. I actually don't really care a person is a person and they love who they love and everyone makes there own choices and it's not my business. but I'm straight so I just don't really know much about it. However if you are and ever need to talk because I know how much hate the homosexual community gets I will be happy to talk and support anyone who needs it. K love you all bye bye.

I'm an awkward potato on this subject I'm sorry not sorry