Third person
Taehyung swallowed a lump and tried not to shove his fist down Hoseok's esophageal opening (perhaps because he wasn't strong enough to do that, his strength could barely shoulder spongebob) , instead settled on beating the fuck out of him mentally.
Jeongguk clenched and unclenched his fists, trying to remain calm and aiming to focus on his nails digging painful crescents into his hands.
He let out a puff and shifted, very very subtly away from Taehyung.
But that didn't go unnoticed by the boy (who'd just come out of the closet) and he bit back a pathetic whimper.
"It's okay-" The youngest started, only to be cut of by Hoseok, who had finally realised the thick fucking tension brewing between the two.
"Jesus, stop being so up your ass Guk, it's not a big fucking deal. Besides, now that you know Taehyung's sexual orientation-" he shot an apologetic glance at Taehyung "-we're all the best of pals." He grinned, sarcasm dripping from his voice.
"Our JK here completely straight, came out straight, is straight,and that's why he's so small minded, kinda like his dick, small and straight-"
kick
Taehyung burst into giggles at the comical sight, looking at how Hoseok was still going on making fun of his younger while the younger could possibly not do anything.
Respect elders and all.
Jeongguk looked weirdly at the giggling boy, because who the fuck giggles?
He ignored the freedom that came along with being a faggot, to not have to look like a goddamn macho man all the time.
But he just suppressed his weird want to smile at the elder, who was now in a complete fit of hysteria and his gender irrelevant urges.
Jeon get your shit together.
But unfortunately, the laughter invited a guard who proceeded screaming and running after them with a baton that looked like it was out of an anime.
Was it mentioned that the cliff was a restricted area?
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Hoseok had scurried off back to his house,mainly because he had said that he'd called someone to suck his dinkle over and had completely forgotten.
Jeongguk refrained from calling bullshit on that.
It was obvious that Hoseok wasn't over Yoongi.
Now Taehyung wasn't a genius when it came to marks or just in general, his IQ was probably non-existent. But being gay had its perks, he picked up on Hoseok's lie with ease.
So after the eldest left and a minute or two of silence, he spoke.
"Why was he lying?"
Jeongguk was felt revolted because now he couldn't say that gay's were inconsiderate friends either.
But he was surprised nonetheless.
"He's not over his ex boyfriend.He thinks that if he believes that he's over him long enough, it'll eventually come true. Well, that's why I haven't had the talk™ with him yet. Hopefully that does really happen but for now things are looking really bleak. And although his ex acts like he's over him, he is extremely confused himself which makes things all the worse."
Taehyung refrained from swooning because number one, Jungkook had a smooth ass voice and number two, that was the longest he'd spoken to him even though they'd just met today.
Instead, he pondered over his friends' situation.
Hoseok wasn't an easy to forget, so no wonder the guy was still stuck up on him.
Maybe-
"What makes it worse, is that the two of them are friends, and I'm friends with the both of them as well. So, I mean."
Taehyung had a tendency to laugh when he wasn't supposed to, so that's exactly what he did.
Jeongguk looked at him in annoyance.He didn't find the situation comical at all.
After Taehyung choked back his tears, he told the younger to loosen up a little. Jeongguk just rolled his eyes in agitation.
They strolled around aimlessly around the area, and although they'd just met it wasn't quite as awkward as it should've been and conversation flowed with ease.
It consisted of many gay insults on Jeongguk's side and Taehyung laughing at being called a fag-indirectly.
Jeongguk put on his good guy façade as Irene? Laylene? -doesn't matter, approached him.
He knew her as, 'CEO's hot daughter with weird bangs'.
It left Taehyung in a complete daze as the two conversed because this was not Jeongguk at all.
It was like a whole different, fake side to the younger.
To Taehyung, he just saw his potential crush (yes, he admits it, he is gay after all) get himself a lay.
He had to constantly remind himself that the boy was supposed to be the preacher's son.
After Irene? Laylene? left. The two decided to go back to Taehyung's house.
They walked home briskly since it had gotten cooler and Taehyung tends to get cranky in the cold, and went back to inform their parents that they were back.
The two families bid their goodbyes to each other.
Just as Jeongguk was to leave, Taehyung made sure that his the elders weren't watching and pulled Jeongguk in for a hug.
To him it wasn't a big deal, he was just a touchy person.
But Jungkook got awkward, feeling the no homo vibe wearing off for a while.
He pushed him away slightly, frowning at him and biting back insults (since his father was there).
Just before he followed his dad to the truck, he said to the elder.
"You know I'm straight right?"
"Yeah, that's why I can practice my flirting skills on you without worrying that you'll care too much."
Cough cough.
