How i (Andres G B) Bcame Handicapable

the first and only chapter

It all started when I was born  so like I came into life alone in the forest. There was no person to take care of me so even better thing did, Wolves. It was wolves who taught me how to be coolio  So basically how to lean againts wall with sunglasses. All was good until our rival gang "Evil pupperinos" found out we had a person(me.) Once they were spooked knowing I could do taxes and people stuff they had to get rid of me. They called the pigs ((cops) pigs dressed with human skin). So I got sent to a normal life and to make it worse they drugeronis (which are bad don't do dem be Kewl) to make sphagetti forgeti. So I went through middle school and into high school not knowing my past at least till one day. It was right after P.E. and was going to a health class where theres a weird girl there.(but we don't talk about it) and then when I left the main building to enter into the other where i saw an Evil pupperino. Not only that but he was gonn kill me amigo so I couldn't allow that so my memories flooded back  and Karate chopped it to death. However I put so much force into it I fell onto me amigo and popped my hip. I fell in pain and basically died but I came back. (Still dead but only on the inside). I came back to my wolves brethren on the weekends and by the way theyre all impressed of my hand-capabilities.

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