land and sea (Cala Maria x Fem!reader) Discontinued

Bumping into baroness Von bon bon

You figured out where each of the bosses would be but you kept walking down the dirt path until you walked into what looked like a candy kingdom with its citizens made of candy. You saw a delicious looking castle and walked towards it to take a bite until you saw a woman with a ice cream waffle cone and short brown hair and yellow eyes walk out of it. "Hey! What do you think you're doing?! Were you about to eat my castle?!" the woman shouted. "Oh! I'm sorry miss, i didn't know this was your home. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Y/N and i apologize for trespassing and trying to eat your home." you said bowing as you concluded by the regal dress and cone that she was a princess and you should treat her as such. "Well since you apologized and seem pretty guilty for your actions, i acept thine apology and invite thee to have tea with me. I have snacks and lunch for us to eat." she offered to you. You heard your stomach and accepted her invitation to have tea with the princess and she invited you inside where you saw a table with snacks of all types and tea cups. "Have a seat, miss Y/N. Oh i almost forgot to introduce myself, i am Baroness Von bon bon, the heiress to this kingdom. Feel free to eat some of the cookies while i make the tea. Just don't eat them all." she instructed as she took the tea pot and went to fill it with tea. You sat down and ate some cookies to occupy yourself while you waited for the Baroness to make the tea. You looked around and took some to time to take in the inside of the cake castle, you noticed a couple pictures on the walls along with some furniture and a door which you guess led to the kitchen because you saw the Baroness walk through it with the teapot. While you were looking around, you heard two more voices with the Baroness. "Hey bon bon! How ya doin'?" the first voice said to you guessed was the baroness herself, greeting her with a laxed attitude towards her. "Cups! Be more respectful towards her. I hate that you're so relaxed around her that you talk that way to her!" the second voice scolded the first one for the way he spoke to her. " don't worry mugman, i don't mind at all. Oh! There's someone i'd like you two to meet in the dining room. She just do happened to walk here and she was about to eat my castle-" The baroness was cut off by the first voice who spoke,"WHAT?! She tried to eat your castle! I'm gonna kill her when i get my hands on her!" he growled in anger, marching toward the door that led to the one you were in but he was stopped by his brother. "Cuphead! Wait! You didn't let her finish!" the second voice that you guessed was the first voice's brother pleaded for him to stop and listen to the baroness. "It's rude to interrupt someone when they're talking! She WAS about to eat my castle but i stopped her and scolded her which stopped her from doing it and apologize to me for it. She apologized for trespassing and trying to eat my cake castle and i forgave her because she was so sincere in her apology and looked genuinely guilty for what she was about to do. So i invited her inside for some tea & snacks as a peace offering and a chance for me to get to know the poor girl, she looked pretty beat up and had a couple bruises and scrapes here and there." baroness clarified to the two boys before cuphead got angry again. Cup calmed down and his expression changed from one of anger and vengeance to one of guilt and sympathy after hearing what the cherry-red and white striped clad woman had said. "Golly, i didn't realize she'd been through so much! No wonder the others were saying that a small human girl with s/c h/l h/c and f/c shoes came through Inkwell Isle today. They fought with her after she "trespassed" onto their territory and attacked them for no reason." mugman said feeling bad for you and hoping you weren't beaten up too bad. "Hey mugs, this reminds me of when we fought those guys and we got battered up pretty bad after the battles. Oh and don't forget porkrind saw her in his emporium today too after she was beaten up severely by Goopy." Cuphead reminded Mugman and his brother nodded in agreement. "Let's go in and meet her, shall we?" both the brothers suggested to her and she agreed, grabbing the teapot and opening the door to step inside the room you sat in. You looked up and your eyes widened to the sight of two cup-headed boys who looked like twin brothers. The first one you saw was wearing red shorts, brown shoes, white gloves, red eyes,red and white striped bendy straw, a small red nose between his two big eyes, and a black shirt from what you could assume from his grey legs that matched his head. His brother was just the same except blue shorts, blue eyes, blue and white striped straw, same brown shoes and white gloves, same black shirt as his brother, big blue nose between his two small blue eyes. The brothers were twins but the colors were different and the eye color and sizes were different. "Hi miss! I'm Mugman and this is my big bro Cuphead!" the blue coordinated cup boy introduce himself and his older brother to you. Awww he's adorable! I just wanna hug and cuddle this cute little precious cup child!,You thought when you heard how sweet and innocent Mugman sounded introducing himself. Cuphead smiles and shakes your hand. "And you are...?" Cup inquired, wanting to know your name. " oh i'm terribly sorry! How rude of me, my name is Y/N. If you're wondering why i look so beat up and scratched up like this, it's because i got attacked by a giant flower, a big blue goop, a pack of vegetables, and ran through a forest, trying not to get attacked by daisies and flying acorns homing in on me as their target." you say, trying not to have a mental breakdown after all the crazy shit you had been through and all the enemies you had to avoid or kill to try and get to a safe place. Mugman and baroness seemed to notice how distressed you were, explaining all that happened to you over the course of your journey and came to your side. "Are you ok, dear?" Baroness asked in concern like a caring mother would, putting a hand on your shoulder to comfort you. (Yeah i forgot to mention that in this story Baroness Von bon bon will be like a mother figure to the reader if you're all ok with that. If not, then she'll just be a very close friend who is very protective of you. Anyways, back to the story!)
"Y-yeah i'm ok just..." you couldn't finish your sentence because at that moment you had a mental breakdown and burst into tears. The three had gathered around you after baroness put the teapot down on the table and hugged you in an effort to comfort you and calm you down. You sobbed because of all the pain you had to go through, the blood you shed from some of the major injuries you received during battles, the burns from Grim matchstick, the thorns that were stuck in your skin from your fight with Cagney that you couldn't get out because they were stuck deep to where they stuck into the bone marrow, the laser burns from Dr.Kahl's robot, and the bruises from Ribby and Croaky's punches. Baroness served the tea in 4 cups: one for you, one for cup, one for mugs, and one for herself and made sure she had everyone's tea right, you had F/TF (fav tea flavor), Cuphead had cranberry hibiscus tea, Mugman had blueberry tea (yes people this is a tea flavor), and Von bon bon had cinnamon tea. You all drank your tea and ate some sandwiches in between sips. " miss Y/N, if you're comfortable, do you maybe wanna talk it out? You seem to be in distress and you look like you're looking for something." Mugman asked as gently as he could as to not upset you or send you into another hysteria episode and you nodded sniffling and wiping the tears away. "W-well i was walking from home and i thought it would be peaceful but i was wrong. So i thought i would set off on an adventure to find a place where it's peaceful and quiet and safe but i never imagined it would have a price of almost losing my life pursuing it. I get so close to dying but miraculously survive to deal the final blow to the obstacle in my way. I'll do whatever it takes to get to that place i'm looking for and finally be at ease!" you say feeling determined and pumped to get going and find the place you're looking for. You take a sip to calm down and take a bite of your sandwich, sighing deeply to lower your rising excitement. "We know where you're coming from with taking hits that risk our lives but surviving to end the fight and moving on to finish our journey. We had to fight our friends who were in debt to the Devil himself to get our souls back from him and return everyone's souls back to get them out of debt. We did that even though we died a couple times because we didn't want to give up and we had to keep going no matter what it took." cup declared proudly and you looked at him in awe and nodded. "Where exactly are you going though? " Von bon bon and Mug asked simultaneously to you and you answered back,"i don't know where but somewhere nice and quiet and away from danger. Maybe i'll find someone nice there too. Hopefully they don't attack me like everyone else has. I can't take anymore damage or else i could die." mugs and the other two patted your back as encouragement to keep you going. "We'll tell anyone who might be in this side of Inkwell Isle not to attack you and instead help you get to where you wanna go! Does that sound good?" Mugs and Cups suggested to help you avoid any unwanted fights from their neighbors so they wouldn't kill you in the process and make you start over again and you thought it would help make travelling to your destination easier on you and less painful. "I hope so, i could use a break from the nonstop wallops and i don't want anymore battle scars. I already have enough on my body ." you sighed out and finished your tea and ate as much as you could to make yourself full and energized. You decided you would hang with Baroness and the boys for a little while and when you were ready you let them know and before you knew it the boys had taken off to tell everyone to back off and help you.

You just hoped it would be enough to convince everyone to not bombard you with endless attacks and try to kill you. Of course who know? It just might work,all you gotta do is hope.

Well there's your chapter. Will the bosses back off and help our reader get to their destination and meet their soon to be crush or will all hope be lost and they're forced to keep fighting their way to their safe haven? Find out next time on Land And Sea ( Cala Maria X reader)