Apparently the World is Gay

UsCan: Breakfast Surprises

Mathew awoke to the sound of his brother, Alfred, attempting breakfast. He could hear long strings of profanity from Alfred, and giggled slightly. Groggily, he sat up and walked down the stairs, into the kitchen, to see Alfred with a stack of pancakes.

"Haha! Mattie, the hero has made you breakfast!" Alfred said, a grin on his face.

"Thank you, Alfred." Mathew replied, and sat down across from his brother.

Alfred stared intently at him, watching Mathew eat. Mathew was starting to feel very uncomfortable, so he gave Alfred a pancake on a napkin.  "H-here? Did you want one...?"

Alfred grinned again, and shook his head like an excited dog. "Nope! Hurry up, Mattie I wanna show ya something AWESOME!"

Mathew laughed quietly, and missed the small blush on Alfred's face.

Finally, after what seemed like forever to Alfred, Mathew was done. "Okay, what is it you wanted to show me?" Mathew questioned, looking at Alfred. "Close your eyes! I'll lead you! Don't peek!" Alfred yelled, and threw Mathew over his shoulder. "Jeez! I knew you were light but not like this!" Alfred exclaimed. "Sh-shut up..."

Mathew felt odd. He knew he loved his brother, but never thought much of it. He had thought it was just how all siblings felt. But as he got older, he couldn't help but notice it was not a normal feeling, To love  your sibling the way he did.

Alfred knew he loved Mattie, and didn't think much of it. So is the way of the 'Muricans.

"OKAY! ARE YOU READY MATTIE!" Alfred yelled as he put Mathew down. Mathew looked around them, and didn't see anything out of the ordinary. The garden, the house, and the woods. Over by the garden was Kumajiro, sleeping peacefully.

"For what?" Mathew asked.

Alfred grinned, and leaned down towards Mathews face. "This."

And he kissed Mathew.

Mathews eyes widened in shock, at the fact that is own BROTHER was kissing him. Soon, he gave into it, though.

Pulling back, Alfred said, " Love you, Mattie."

Mathew was a blushing mess, and stammered with his words. "I... I love you to."