Iz You Down?

Cause they that dumb.

Iggy P.O.V

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"Could y'all just come over and finish up this damn project before I come to y'all house and drag y'all by y'all noses and throw y'all in my car." I say frustration and anger laced in my voice.

"No we're watching spongebob!" Shawnton yells down the phone.

"MY NIGGA!" JoJo yells getting frustrated too.

"That's its we coming for y'all." I say hanging up the phone without another word.

I throw on some basketball shorts and my Kd's, leave my sports bra on cause its fucking 97 degrees outside and imma be roasting. I grabbed my car keys to my Hummer and drive off with Jojo in the passenger side.

She has her black pistol in her hand and I got my 9mm Glock.

We pull up to they driveway and throw our hair up in high messy buns. I grab my red bandana from the back seat while JoJo takes her Blue bandana. We gon make these niggas cry cause I wanna finish my damn project and they wanna fuck around and watch spongebob, tf?

I jump out my car with my gun in my hand and JoJo runs up to the door and stands beside it while I do the same thing she did. I look at her and shake my head. She kicks down the door causing it to bust open and we run to the living room.

I point my gun directly at Mack's forehead while Jojo points her pistol at Shawntons head.

"Ight, chill. What y'all want?" Mack says sitting there with ah cold stone face and putting his hands up.

"Bitch lets go." JoJo says grabbing Shawnton by his collar and dragging him out the door.

I do the same with Mack but with ah little more force. I close the door behind us while I throw Mack in the back seat, blindfold and tie him up. JoJo repeats the same process I did and I get in the front seat and drive. I told these dumbfucks don't play with me.

We pulled up at my house and I got out my car and dragged Mack out the car and into the living room. I throw him on the couch while Jojo comes in dragging Shawnton by his shirt and closing the door.

We pull off our bandana's and take off their blindfolds and untie them.

"YO WTF! Y'ALL CRAZY YO." Mack says.

"Don't even provoke them I could see the crazy in Jojo eyes." Shawnton says scooting back a little.

JoJo and I look at each other with devious smiles.

"Listen, we just wanted y'all to do this project bitches." I say setting my gun back under the shelf along with Jojo's.

"Damn, y'all came up in there like straight G's I was type scared." Mack says smirking.

"Shut up and let's do this shit." JoJo says getting the stuff to start our project.

4 Hours Later of Bitching.

"FINALLY WE FINISHEDDD." Shawnton says throwing his head back on the couch.

"Shut up we did all the work." JoJo says writing all our names.

"Y'all could leave now." I say cleaning up the mess of papers that's scattered everywhere.

"How we gon leave if we were kidnapped?" Shawnton says standing up stretching. If he wasn't so fucking stupid he could of been cute.

"I don't know.. The bus nigga." I say criss crossing my legs.

Mack and Shawnton both look at me like I've grown 3 heads. "The Bus? What the fuck is a bus?" Mack says.

Me and Jojo start laughing. "You know the thing with 4 wheels that has seats and a bus driver." I say in a duh tone.

"Y'all so fucking funny." Shawnton says laughing.

"Deadass, y'all better get off y'all fatasses and drive our sexy asses home." Mack says smirking.

I give him the straightest face I could manage.

"Bitch lets go than, I don't want y'all in here anyway. Scoot scoot." I say pushing them out the door and grabbing my keys.

JoJo locks up the house while I climb back into my hummer and start up the car.

"SHOTGUN!" Shawnton and Jojo yell at the same time.

"No nigga I get to sit in the front. Tf is wrong with you?" JoJo says pocking him in his forehead.

"Nah FuckDot!" Shawnton says walking towards the door. JoJo tackles him to the floor and they start rolling and play fighting.

"Nah I got it." Mack says climbing in the passenger side.

"HEY!" Shawnton and Jojo shout out.

"Just get in the back seat, we gonna be in this damn driveway for ah million and one years if y'all was still arguing." I say pulling out the driveway. I turn on my radio to drain out the bickering in the back between dumb and dumber.

"We here bitches now get the fuck out." I say putting the car in park.

"Well bye to you too." Shawnton says putting his hand on his chest faking being hurt. I laugh and flip him off.

"Byeeeeeee." I say driving off while JoJo climbs into the front seat.

"I'm hungry." JoJo says while typing away on her phone.

"McDonalds? And put ya fucking seatbelt on before I strangle you with it." I say looking at her through the mirror. She catches my gaze and grins at me.

"Ya I want McDonalds." She says going back to her phone and putting on her seatbelt. I drive into the direction of MickeyD's and pull up into the driveway.

JoJo hears her song come on and turns it up.

We ordered our food and pulled up to where they hand us our change and shit.

JoJo decides this is the time to be ratchet and turns up the radio on 100 which is hella loud.

"I GO HARD IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN PAINT NIGGA, LEAVE YOU STANKIN NIGGA, WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINKIN NIGGA?" JoJo yells while I look at her like she lost her damn mind.

I notice that the drive-thru lady is looking at her like she got something to say.

"Bitch Yes?" JoJo says rolling her eyes at the lady through the window.

I take my food from the lady and take my change from her. The women just rolls her eyes and ignores Jojo's intense stare. I roll my eyes at Jojo, pop ah fry into my mouth and drive off to my house.

"Do you know how ratchet you are?" I say laughing and driving my car up my long ass driveway. I stop and type in the code for the gates to open.

"You know I gotta turn up when it that song come on." She says twerking in her seat and eating a nugget. I unlock the door and step in. JoJo closes the door and enters the code to the security. I walk into the kitchen and grab some cookies, ice cream, cheetoh puffs, and grab some cups for drinks.

JoJo pops in ah horror movie cause that's the only genre I like included comedy but I fucks with horror more.

I turn on the A/C and grab my big ass soft blanket and put my legs on Jojo's. She presses play on the flat screen and we start digging into the food.

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