<DORA'S POV>
I was on one of my adventures when I spotted him; a bald baddie. A pebble pardner. A sexy beast. Caliou. He was in his backyard arguing with some brown-haired girl, half his age. I was disgusted. I disliked that girl for making the dreamboy angry... or should I say my dreamboy?
"Hey." I said fluttering my nonexistent eyelashes. A girl can dream.
"Who are you? Mommy, stranger dang-" and then I made my move.
I stroked his cheek and blushed.
"Come with me, darling."
Caillou giggled and smiled.
"Hey Boots! Meet my new, *eh-em* friend!"
Boots glared at Caillou, my special hottie.
"Wait here, Caillou-Hottie."
"Ok, Dora."
I then grabbed Boots's hand and pushed him behind to a nearby bush.
"Oh my golly, Boots! We've been over this! You're my ex, we are OVER."
"Bu- But..."
"No buts! You're worse than DIEGO!"
Boots gasped.
You can't come up with a better insult.
Dora flicked Boots off of a cliff and ran back to Caillou.
"Did you really think I'd leave you?"
Caillou blushed.
I then held his hand and stared lovingly into his beady eyes. He's hotter than my ex Diego, and my other ex Jacob Sarcophagus combined.
"Caillou, come to my secret treehouse!
"Of course babe."
And that's where it all started. The romance. The love.
