Pinkie: TWILIGHT
Pinkie: OMF
Pinkie: WHAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY WAS WEIRD
Twilight: okay ?
Pinkie: ASK ME WHY
Twilight: why
Pinkie: okay so I was at the mall and I just saw this middle aged woman who came and asked me where is my mom and I said she's on the other side and she said okay say hello for me okay then I was like going to pay for the cheese and milk and energy drink I bought and I gave her $10 and the cashier said that this isn't enough cause I have to pay $20 for the rest then I was like what you mean this cheese is $10???? Then she said that a lady said she was my mom and dropped a cart of ten banana juices like EW WHO DRINKS THAT then I spot her on the exit and I chase her and then she runs and opens my car passenger seat and I was like what and she was like get away from me then I tried pulling we out of the car and I pulled at her weave then i screamed cause it was weird for people who wear weaves except Mr Cranky Doodle but hey you know what's weirder is that she has A FAKE HAND LIKE I PULLED IT OUT OF HER HAND THAT she wAS HOLDING ON TO LIKE WHY LADY IVE DONE SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT
Twilight: WHY DID YOU BUY ENERGY DRINKS ? PINKIE OH MY
Pinkie: THATS NOT MY POINT
