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( TWENTY-SEVEN ! )

dirty jokes they tell

(i did this at a sleepover feEL BLESSED)
FINN :
"hey y/n, what is the difference between your wife and your job?"
"what?"
"after five years your job still sucks."
"fINN! OH MY GOD!"

JACK :
"how did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?"
"..how?"
"he forgot to wrap his whopper!"
"leave."

WYATT :
"what's long, hard and full of seamen?"
"...don't."
"juST SAY WHAT!"
"...what?"
"a submarine" (bA DUM TISK!)

SOPHIA :
"what's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?"
"i don't know, what?"
"when you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking."
"iM ACTUALLY LAUGHING, HAH!"