You may think all life occurs above the ground, but there is a thriving life in the sewer. In fact, a whole community of rats. Scurrying through the sewers, the rat community acted like bees in a beehive. The guilds collected scraps and brought them back to the ruler. The ultimate rat, her majesty, Crisp Rat (thelyingcandor).
"Ronny fetch me the next one.", She commanded.
Ronny the rat slithered to the door and let in the next guild of rats. The night guild. The guild leader spoke first.
"Crisp Rat, I present to you to finest half slice of pizza in the whole sewer." Another had brought forth a soggy, slightly mutilated pizza slice.
She held out her small rat arms and took the half slice, which was bigger than her entire body. She grinned.
"Yas. This is pleasing to me."
The rats were happy she accepted it and they left the room because the royal Crisp Rat always ate alone in peace.
This was the daily routine for the community. There were 6 guilds that all collected scraps for the queen during meal time. The guilds were equal and only separated by the section of the lived in. The rats in each guild could keep whatever scraps they found just as long as they presented their best finding to the ruler. Eventually, one must wonder...what is the point of all this?
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The Decline Of Crisp Rat
Short StoryA majestic humor story for thelyingcandor. Please don't take this seriously I love you.