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It's raining too damn hard on this Saturday. I was walking home from the corner store,when I tripped (over nothing 🙄) making my hot chips fall.........IN THE FUCKING SEWER.
"Fuck" I whispered bending down to look for them
While I was looking , a ugly ass clown looking dude popped his head out, making me swing on him
"OH HELLLL NO"
"Hiya yn" it said, smiling hella big. "What a nice bag of chips, do you want them back?"
"Ummm yes, otherwise I wouldn't be talking to yo clown looking ass"
"You look like a nice girl, do you want a balloon too yn?" He asked
"Ion want nun from you, you a dirty ass nigga in a sewer TF" I said giving him the stank face "plus u a whole stranger"
"Ohh well I'm pennywise the dancing clown" he said laughing with slob coming out of his mouth
"First off, can you wipe yo mouth,and I don't give a fuck if you was wise Penny the clown that like to dance,I just want my shit back"
"Now we're not strangers are we?" He asked
"Fuck it you can have my shit. You owe me $2 tho" I said getting up "you already look like you done ate bout 6 bags with all that red shit on ya face"
"You leaving"he asked
"Hell yea"
"Without your chips?"
"Nahhhh" I said sarcastically while turning around
"WAIT!"
"What you want now?"
"The bitch that was fucking wit yo man is down here" he said
"Which one?" I asked taking off my earrings "the hoe or the super hoe?"
"Both" he smirked
"Well I'll be damned, hold my earrings Keisha cuz I'm finna beat sum asssss" I handed him my earrings
"WORLDSTAR!!!" he screamed
Juss a lil sum sum to get started
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