G.O.D. - What Government Deserves

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Hello! Before İ start the storytelling, I would like to give you a name. İ find terribly rude that people just throw you in the middle of happening without even giving you their name! It’s Selin. Nice to meet ya! I’m your navigator, your storyteller. This is my first book… blab la bla… enjoy!

Cap 1

Where it all started

Yes, where did it actually started? İ think it all started with Jonathan Collins thinking philosophy on his way to his new school.

‘The World İ live in must be fake!’ thought Jonathan aloud. ‘Think about it! There are fake people among us, fake smiles in front of us and real blood on everybody’s hands! İ am so confused about who İ can trust and who not… And also, why else would it be possible for me scream around like a crazy person with nobody stopping my speech to ask me if I’m okay?’

He was having a hard time living a very boring teenager life. He had your usual stuff: a standard daily life, parents hating each other and no girlfriend. His life was not any more than waking up, eating and school. Sleeping? No that is too mainstream. He can hear me, even when İ talk to you.

‘İ am actually going to my new school right now.’ Jonathan smiled. ‘İ heard there are going to be so many foreign students this year!’

Can you tell your almighty goddess anything about this new school?

‘Only if you stop talking like that. The Sunset University is like a galactic meeting point where students from all races come together to learn and make the world a better place. Or at least that’s what it said on the advertisement…’

What do you mean a better place?! İ made this planet perfect! (or at least it should be better than mine)

‘İf you really are who you claim to be I always have my own complaints.’ Jonathan grinned.

Like what?

‘Like, you seem to think that humans are unable to be happy without drugs and that’s why, in this world, even ice-cream is drugged.’

Yes. Drugged with sugar. And not humans in general just some of them… These some are usually teachers or gamers.

‘You shouldn2t talk about sugar like that! It’s the most powerful drug known to man! But I wonder if on other planets…’

Don’t wonder and ask. Yes, there always is more powerful stuff. There is this one drug in my world, its so powerful! Nobody who ever tried it was able to quit it! We are loosing hundreds of teens every year because of it!

‘A drug of your world? What is it?!’

‘’FANFİCTİON’’

Jonathan jumped when he heard a loud noise next to him. A small explosion, still more common in a battlefield than in a town. Must have been some kids looking for some adrenalin. Jonathan jumped back his eyes fixed on the smoke.

‘You can never know… Maybe it’s a real attack!’ a minor crowed stopped to watch a possible fight.

‘What? The fuck…. Its raining.’

İt was a water bomb. Three kids jumped out of bushes laughing and running wildly.

*sings* And İ think to myself… what a wonderful world!

 ‘Yup. Definitely fake.’

Please. Let me continue my narration! Ehem!

‘Fine. Go on. I’m pissed anyways…’

İce cream Jonathan, ice cream.

‘İts Jona.’

Well the only thing that could be considered as interesting in his life was the way he was thinking. And now that I think of it, maybe he just doesn’t have an interesting side… (İ think he heard me.)