G.O.D. - What Government Deserves

cap 4

Bad Life Choices

Jona jumped as I whispered his name.

‘What the hell! Don’t you see I am asleep?’

İ want to ask you something.

‘İt’s because of you I got knocked-out anyway! İ mean, I knew he was behind me but I thought…’

Jonnnaaaa. I was whispering.

‘…İ have a god with me, who cares who is behind me!’

…

‘Umm… What did you want to know again?’

Back in the arena…

‘Where I got beaten up and lost against girls.’

…you called me something.

‘Yehova is the name of a God.’

But I am not any God.

‘Oh, really? Than what kind of God are you then?’

İ am your God.

He blushed. İn this world, I have no gender but I think he realized I want to be a girl with him.

‘İ am going to sleep now.’ He tried to sound annoyed but he was still red in the face. Who could have thought that a God could fall in love. But humans are called Gods children after all.

As I couldn’t sleep I decided to do a change and wake up others instead of scaring the crap out of Jona all night. And who to scare better than our roommate? Of course our teacher! Got you didn’t İ? İ have always wanted to see how that annoying smile would turn into pure fear. Ever watched paranormal activity’s? Don’t watch the fourth one, okay? Whatever you do don’t watch it! Even Barbie is more scary and at least in Barbie there is happening something! How did I get to this topic?

İ was floating down the hall. Teachers don’t usually stay at school but maybe I am lucky. Wait… Geez I almost forgot, I am God! Of course he is at school! So now İ entered the computer room and there he was! Creepily enough, he was still smiling even though there was absolutely no reason to. He was looking at the screen and smiling. Brake the screen and this would be the start of a great horror movie! Oh wait a second… I could make that happen! 3:D Oh, how great is it to be me! :3

The screen suddenly started to flash and the images started to change. The picture of a girl with big boobs showed up out of nowhere before the screen exploded. Terrified of what he had seen the teacher jumped back. He had held his face very close to the screen right before it had exploded so it was full of blood. There was also blood on the walls and it seemed to be also flowing out of cracks and windows. Speacking of windows, they also blew up on the second I mentioned them. The room was turning black as some of the lights started to fade and even went out. The floor was also starting to turn into a blood pool as the cracks started to grow and become wider. The teacher wet his pants as he felt a hand on his shoulder. And who was it? Of course- the director! Who else would you like to have in front of you after wetting your pants because of hallucinations? I am a genius!

Laughing I left the room. Maybe that is enough for tonight? Maybe only a bit more. :D

İ was done with fun when I saw Jona stepping out of the repairing room. That is the hospital-room. Robot or any kind of human – they’ll fix you!

‘Yawn. So that’s how a good nights sleep is like. You know what I mean ghost?’

Totally.        

‘Morning Jona!’ it was Tynisha. She was smiling shamefully and seemed to have brought flowers.

‘Wow, there really was no need for those!’