"Can you go get these things for me at the store?" My Aunt yelled from the kitchen. I was already watching Spongebob and now she makes me get up!
"Sure." I say to her. Walking into the kitchen ,not before I put the episode on pause, seeing flour was everywhere and she was sitting with a bag over her head.
I sigh before I talk to her, "One Bag of flour?" I smile as she picks herself up off the floor muttering things to the flour.
"The money is over there with the list." Tapping her chin like she was trying to remember something, "Oh! The car is out of gas so you have to walk. I will get some gas before tommmorw." I nod my head and grab the things I need and leave out the front door.
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It was a little chilly out and the clouds were showing the signs of rain. There was a storm a brewing I could smell it in the air. If I could get there and get the stuff I could make it home right before the storm.
"Ahhh. I should have brought a fucking jacket." I thought out loud. Picking up my pace for I could bet the storm. The air slapping my skin leaving tiny red marks on it.
Finally the store came into view. I ran towards the protection from the abusive air. By the time I had gotten inside the store it had started drizzling.
The List:
·Flour
·Milk
·Kool- aid packets
·Sugar
·Tea packets
· Bacon
· A bag of Potatoes
·Chocolate
·Chips
·Cookies
I hoped she gave me enough money for all of this. Walking around and getting a buggy and walking off to get everything I need.
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Reaching for the last pack of bacon but a hand prevented me from doing so. "Hey! Hand over the bacon. I saw it first!" I looked up to see Xavier there smiling at me. I was about to fire out more things from my mouth but he just walked away with MY bacon.
"Give me that bacon!" I was right behind him with my buggy not wanting to lose anymore food. Xavier turned around and stuck his tongue out at me.
"I should call the bacon policie on you!" I shouted at his figure. Xavier just laughed and continued walking away from me. I quickly ran back to where the bacon is and got turkey bacon. I know turkey bacon is good but I want the fat juicy bacon that Chase has.
After everything was paid for I walked towards the door but it was raining men. It was worse than hot guys falling from the sky. I let out a frustrated scream and sat down on the bench that was inside.
"Get your ass up." I looked up to see the Bacon Stealer but I just simply ignored him. "I'm taking you home." That sure got my attention.
"No." Xavier just walked away making me follow him because he was my only ride home.
"I hate you." I told him bluntly once.we got into the car.
"Everyone does I just don't care."
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There you go another chapter!
Eat cookies. Steal your friends bacon. Slap a bitch. Hug a dog. Ride a horse. Eat a cookie a day keeps the whores away.
With lots of love from your crazy but loveable writer
~Daesha
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