Ask Or Dare - The Crew

back to normal? Nope.

Me: Welcome back shanks.

Cory: No more references!

Me: Fuck u, shuck-face.

M! Uni: Wow, harsh.

Moon: She's always like that, remember?

Cori: Yep.

M! Ashlie & Ashlie: So, what dares are there?

M! SGC: Ask her not me, ya moron.

Mel: Well, this subject is going off-target.

Night: Yeah, it kinda is.

Lillian: Yeah, I do have to agree on that.

Me: Yeah yeah, yada yada. I don't remember anybody's dares. Aside from one which was-

M!Cory: Well what's it gonna be.

Me: WELL, LET ME TALK AND THEN YOU'LL GET TO KNOW DUMB HEAD!!

M!Shelby: Um... Calm down?

Me: Nice, even Moon's Shelby is an asshole and won't let me speak.

M!Shelby: S-sorry.... don't kill me pls.

Megan: THEN LET THE WOMAN TALK GODDAMMIT!

Me: I AM VERY SORRY I FORGOT, IT'S BEEN LIKE 4 MONTHS!! ALSO HAPPY LATE NEW YEAR!!

*some people sitting in the back eating popcorn and cruching very loudly*

Me: DAWWWWWNNNNN!!!!

Moon: ASHHHHHLLLLLLIIIIEEEE!

M!Ashlie & Dawn: What do you want?!

Me: Dare.... Rn.

M!Ashlie: Ready?

Dawn: 3

M!Ashlie: 2

Dawn: 1

M!Ashlie: GO!

Narrator: M!Ashlie and Dawn performed a fabulous act containing acrobatic flips, dangerous chemicals and magical stuff. At the end of the beautiful performance, everyone was either amazed or had just outright fainted to the awesomeness. Tommy pretty much had to put all the people, who had fainted, to their room or place them on to the many couches they had owned. Shara and Moon were lazy and just watched some stuff on Youtube.

Tommy: You could help ya know.

Shara: Get M!Ashlie or Dawn.

Tommy: They collapsed after their show. *pointing at M!Ashlie and Dawn on the floor*

Moon: Do it yourself, we're busy.

Tommy: Are you fucking kidding me?!

Me: No Dipwad.

Tommy: IT'S CREAMWAD TO YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

Moon: *still on phone but listens to the conversation and pretends that we don't realise that she's there*

Me: *raise my fingers in a gun position and point them at Tommy's heart* Say any more words and you're dead.

Tommy: What's a pretend gun gonna do to me-?

Me: *shoots*

Narrator: The bullet hits Tommy's heart and he dies. Shara and Moon then proceed to make it look like Tommy died in one of the ritual rooms.
Shara and Moon plan a scenario to clear their names from suspicion. Let's see how long it takes for the others to find out.

3 days later...

Nick: *SCREAMS* TOMMY!

Narrator: The body of Tommy was found by none other but Nick who noticed that Tommy was missing for a few days. Everyone had rushed over to see the body and there was Tommy, hanging from the ropes on his wrists, head down, shot in the heart and a ritual below him.