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CHA PT E R T4FOUR !1!!1!1!1!

it was gonna be an odd day. i just knew it was when i heard someone shout "GET UP FUCKHEAD WE'RE GONNA GET SHIT DONE" followed up by a pillow being thrown onto me. turns out it was jimmy, which explains a lot. when i questioned what we were doing he said "getting your nipples pierced." then it dawned on me. i had lost some sort of bet a few months ago and now i had to do this. it happened before, but luckily i had only gotten my lip pierced.

since we're men of true class, we decided having johnny do it again would be best. so, we went to his house.

jimmy knocked on the door a few times and it took a second, but the door slowly swung open to reveal a very tired looking johnny christ, still in pajamas.

"oh shit that's today," was all he said before letting us in.

he led us into his garage and asked "so..what am i piercing?"

"his nipples," jimmy answered rather quickly. i then took off my shirt and layed on the floor.

"oh, alright," he said. johnny then left to go get the supplies and probably call zacky and brian to come over. jimmy then reached into his pocket and pulled out about 30 pixie sticks of which he started to empty out onto my chest.

"you probably couldve asked for scissors, you know," i told him.

"yeah but i prefer the old fashioned way," he responded.

"not this shit again," johnny said sounding disappointed as he walked back in.

back when i had gotten my lip pierced, long story short, jimmy snorted 5 pixie sticks off of my forehead and 7 off of my left thigh. moving on.

he tried to order them into relatively straight lines as johnny rubbed alcohol on my right nipple.

"you ready?" he asked me.

"yeah,," i answered, nervously. i want sure how much this would hurt.

suddenly a sharp pain rung through my nipples and caused a shrill scream to escape me. next thing i knew, i could hear footsteps running towards the garage.

"DAMMIT I MISSED IT!" brian screamed, entering the garage. "haha you scream like a girl," he informed me, still chuckling a bit.

"yeah? well at least i dont fuckin- AAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

i was cut off mid sentance by the same pain going through me, but through my other nipple.

through a moment of awkward silence, i could feel jimmy snort a pixie stick off of me. more footsteps could then be heard from the other side of the garage door.

"oh hi," zacky said, nonchalantly as he entered. "good to see you all."

jimmy continued snorting more pixie sticks off of my chest.

"i wanna try!" brian said, taking one of the extra pixie sticks from jimmy. he opened it, and neatly placed the powdered candy onto my stomach. he took the straw it came in, opened the other side, and used that to snort it. somehow, it worked. and.. kinda tickled.

"hey johnny, you should try it with me," zacky said, taking an extra pixie stick as well. however, he went for somewhere i didn't expect.

he fucking snorted a pixie stick off of my foot.

"i dont understand your weird rituals and honestly, i dont want to," johnny told zacky. "i'll just.. let you guys do your thing." and with that, he left the garage and went back into his house.

eventually, all the pixie sticks were gone and the 4 of us left, one of us with slightly shinier nipples.

the end.