The Reincarnation (Sequel to Sakura of the Akatsuki)

Chapter 2: Chaos in the morning

Hehe, finally back after a long break. My writing skill is super rusty now,and i haven't been in touch with the anime, so the characters might be a bit ooc, hope you guys won't mind :P Sorry for any grammar and spelling mistakes too. Lastly, I don't own Naruto, and hope you guys will enjoy this chapter as well.

"You dumbass un! Tobi! Come back here, NOW!"

Sakura groans as he awoke to the commotion around him and glance at the clock. "Guys, it's not even 7 o'clock in the morning, let me sleep", he complains as he buries his head into the pillow once more as he slowly gets accustomed to the loud noises surrounding him. "Guys, let me sleep", he whined. Well, too bad but no one heard him, which is evident by how the loud noises still remain and he feels his bed shake from the movement of someone runs across the top of his bed and he feels a pillow smack his lower back, accompanied by Deidara's screech. "Just what in the world...?", Sakura uses his elbows to support his weight as raises his upper body from the comfortable bed. He sleepiness and drowsiness gone after the Hidan's loud voice forcefully wakes him up. "Why in the f*cking sh*t do we have to wear m*therf*cking white to a attend a retarded blood oath ceremony?! Jashin-sama told me that he f*cking detest white in my dream yesterday! I'm refusing to wear it no matter what!". Sakura groans again before sitting up after rubbing the sleep out of his eyes. "The hell is going on, guys?". He takes a look at the scene in front of him before regretting it.

A second. A second is all he needs to conclude that this is hell. Well, hell for those that wants a peaceful sleep undisturbed. Zetsu and Nagato are fighting over who gets to use the hair dryer first. Yahiko singing horribly off-tune at the top of his lungs as he pulls a totally innocent Konan into a slow dance, which obviously isn't suitable for the fast tempo song he is singing to, but somehow he manages, because he's Yahiko, duh. Hidan hollering at the white clothings prepared for them for the blood oath ceremony while pointing an accusing fingers at said clothings (it's not as if the clothings were at fault for being that colour). Kakuzu running after Deidara (probably because she messed up Kakuzu's stack of cash laid neatly around her by stepping on them), who is chasing after Tobi, who has most probably did something wrong again, judging by how pissed off Deidara is. Then there's Sasori, who belongs to the saner part of the group among all this chaos, eyes shining as she sketches something on a piece of paper, probably thinking of installing a new function to her newest puppet. Sakura looks around, annoyed at the amount of madness just after the first day of meeting them. 'Can I survive this madness?', he grumbled. 'And since when was did a fish tank exist in our room?! I don't remember seeing that yesterday.' He feels a cold sweat sliding down his back as looks at Kisame cooing at the red lionfish that has venomous fish spikes. 

"Good morning." a gentle voice from his left pulls Sakura out of his thoughts. "Good morning, Itachi-nee!", Sakura smiles in relief. 'Finally, a sane person!' Sakura's confusion must have been really obvious, for Itachi informed him that this chaos has been on-going for at least an hour before sipping elegantly from her tea cup. "Wait, what? How-", Itachi raises her right hand up to silence Sakura before turning to face him, her eye bag and dark circles more evident than ever. "Patience, Sakura. And speak softly, for I'm not in a good mood today. And please excuse me but I will have to let your questions hang before I finish this pot of tea." Itachi mentally curses the other Akatsuki members for being such an early riser and pray to God to keep her sanity intact as she downs another cup of tea like how Kisame usually drinks her sake. Sakura immediately keeps his mouth shut, fearing for the other members'safety as he feels thick murderous intent rolling off Itachi in waves and watching her eyebrow twitches. He turns back to face the scene before him.

"Erm, guys?" Sakura calls out, hoping to calm the others down before Itachi lashes out in pure fury and begin amaterasu-ing the hell out of them. "Good morning, Sakura. I see that you're finally awake" Konan greets him as he finally detaches himself from Yahiko, who is singing some sad love song about his lover abandoning her on the ground and was almost stepped on the head by Deidara. "Can someone explain to me what's going on now?" Sakura sighs annoyedly as Konan got herself into a glaring contest with Itachi after he drank Itachi's tea without her permission.

"You should get used to this because this will be a daily occurrence, Sakura. So, don't mind them and go on with your morning routine," chimed Sasori as she looked at her design gleefully. "Daily...occurrence..?" Sakura could practically feel her soul coming out of her mouth. "Yeah, it took me 2 months to get used to this everyday without wanting to kill them. Don't worry about it, you'll be fine." Sasori glances at him before returning to her work. Sakura groans as she rubs her forehead, feeling a slight headache coming up.

"Say, is it too late now to pull out of the Akatsuki?"

Sakura opened his eyes to everyone staring at him, open-mouthed. "Wha-" A dark shadow flew at him at top speed and he feels a pair of arms circling his waist. "Sakura-chan! How could you say that?!"Tobi begins to wail and Sakura doesn't know whether he should feel sorry for saying that or not. "Sakura, how could you say that!" Yahiko scrambles to get up the floor and clutches her hand above her heart like she's in pain. Konan rolled his eyes and knocks her on the head lightly "Stop being dramatic, Yahiko." Konan soon realised that it was the wrong thing to say after Yahiko turns to him with her eyes tearing up slightly. "B-but, Sakura doesn't want us anymore. Ah, my heart is in pain. Our baby doesn't want us anymore." and collapses into Nagato's arms comically.

"No! Sakura-chan needs to stay in the Akatsuki! Just dispose Tobi and we'll be fine." Deidara says with a huff as she folds her arms in front of her and glare at Tobi still wrapped around Sakura. "This little sh*t just tried to burn my hair!" Deidara flips her hair fabulously, ignoring Tobi's whine as she looks away from Tobi.

"Do we need to sacrifice anyone for you to stay in the Akatsuki? I would gladly do the deed for you and Jashin-sama." Hidan says as she grabs hold of the handle of her scythe. "I can't f*cking wait to fr*aking sacrifice someone, I'm so f*cking excited I can f*cking smell the blood in this f*cking air." Hidan licks the sharp end of her scythe as she imagines about blood coating them and she shivers in excitement. "Let's f*cking start by sacrificing sh*tty Kakuzu here!" To which Kakuzu glares at her and moves to a fighting stance, making fun of her grey hair. "Oh? You wanna go? Old lady?" Hidan pulls out her scythe as she moves to her fighting stance and begins to draw blood from herself to begin the ritual "Shut the f*ck up! You sh*tty money crazy maniac! Don't be so f*cking full of your m*therf*cking self!"

Sakura sighs again as the noises around him comes back at full force. With Tobi whining while clinging to Deidara's leg, Kakuzu and Hidan hollering at each other, Kisame wailing as she tries to stop Zetsu from scoping her red lionfish from the fish tank as well as Nagato desperately trying to break free from Yahiko's hold. 'What's wrong with these guys? I was only kidding?' Sakura pleads to Konan and Itachi to solve this madness before none of them makes it alive to the blood oath ceremony by using his puppy eyes.

Apparently, Sakura didn't have to use his puppy eyes as the both of them are at their limits. Sakura mentally counts down as the both of them glare at the scene in front of them, the intensity of it even make Sasori turns around and look at them from his bed.

"You guys, enough is enough!!!"

……

Several paper cuts and fire accidents layer, the Akatsuki successfully attended and completed the blood oath ceremony with ripped clothes (except for Sakura, Konan, Itachi and Sasori) and with more bruises and bandages than seen yesterday, making the people of Amegakure wonders about what happened to them and whether the rumour of a certain inn being burned down is true or not after a fight broke out. Well, it's not that anyone other than the Akatsuki themselves know what happened then, therefore this mystery is left unsolved until another day, good bye~~

End.

How was it, guys? Pretty s*itty and rusty right? Remember to not play with fire. Till the next time (which would probably be a long time later), bye b~