(Insert pidly ass excuse for not writing in like 3 months)
As you sit in the shelves of a game stop, you see across on the other side the most beautiful food in all of your worthless existence...
A bowl of fucking tuna.
You yell at the tuna bowl
"HEY! U WANT SUM FUK?!"
"YES!" THEY YELL BACK
luckily no one in the Wal-Mart can hear since your fucking spaghetti and a bowl of tuna.
So you and the tuna jump down onto the dollar tree floor and go into winco's back room to get freaky wid it.
You shove your 69 inch spaghetti dick into their tuna chunks. You the touch da buts an dey tuch ur but beecuz ue have d behst buttt. Den chu kiss for like 4.284014 minootes then fall assleep.
Afterwards you leave Save marts back room to head back to the McDonald's shelves.
BUT THEN!...
a Best buy a10dent cums by and is all like.
"What de fook!? Why is der sentient spaheadi an tuner bools?!
So ur all leik.
"fook u"
Tge 7-11 a9dent dies from hentai overdose and you and the tuner bowels get on tee taco bell shelves to continue ur worfless existenceses.
Le fin.
