Eddsworld x child reader

yo

  You had just put on some clothes you had in your box of stuff, and looked at yourself in the mirror, "hey there good looking" you said, intending to mock Matt, you chuckled, then brushed your teeth, and did normal human things, and had some cereal, after you finished you put the bowl away, and hopped on the bus in front of your house, assuming it was your bus, after your really crappy sleep, you took a nap till you arrived at your school. 

  While you boarded off your bus, you were all sent to the yard, and were role called to your classes. You deemed this strange, because the school you went to usually would have the new students go to the office and ask where their teacher was, but you brushed it off. As the your class was taken to your homeroom, the teacher had asked for people to state their name, and interests, you then quietly said "My name is ____, and I like to draw", the teacher seemed quite intent and then asked the other kids to do the same.

  One kid said with a very cheeky attitude "I am Alan and I like to eat the souls of the innocent" all the other kids laughed and the teacher looked really pissed, like, about to smack you across the head pissed, she then yelled at Alan,"MISTER JEFFERSON, YOU BLOODY BUGGER, I WILL TAKE YOU TO THE PRINCIPAL IF YOU ACT IN THIS MANNER!" It shut everyone up to say the least, because Alan then quietly begged for her not too.

  That's when the bell rang and it was time for lunch, you weren't very fond of lunch, because you were then situated with every kid in the school, bloody hell, you were wishing for this day to end, everyone was so dang annoying! That's when the kid who made the cheeky remark walked to you and was standing on your table,"so, Y/N huh? what are you in for?" he practically yelled. You looked at him for a second and said, "what do you mean? this ain't some type of prison" with a very serious tone.

  His boys looked at you, thinking you were nuts, then Alan laughed and then asked again, "ain't your family's house got burnt down? must be pretty awful, I should know, I had my moms house burned down, and she got them 3rd degree burns? nasty business mate"

  You looked at him, you were so puzzled, was he tryna mock you, befriend you? I guess it would be good to make a friend, "I guess this school is alright, though the lot of you are a little air headed, I wasn't saying you guys, but you are not the brightest"                           

"Yo, you got guts talking to me like that. We should talk after school, gotta computer?"                      "I got a laptop"                                                                                                                                                                      "good, my user is dulan233 on newgrounds, same as my twitter"                                                                  "thanks mate"

  It was near the end of the day, and you were doing a bit of maths, it was boring as all hell, so you decided to doodle a little bit, you were drawing guns, birds, and one of your friends, you didn't hear the bell ring and when you got up Tom was right behind you,                         

 "Oh! Tom, I am so sorry, I was just..... I got distracted, hope you didn't wait too lon-"                            "I waited five minutes for you Y/N, just get moving" he grumpily said and you both were heading to the car, you and him were both quite till you got stuck in the traffic jam.

  "So, Y/N...... why did you draw Tord and not me or Edd, or...... Matt?" he obviously didn't really care if you drew him or not, he just hates Tord, but you answered anyway.                                                "I think he is a cool, he likes guns like me, he likes robots, which is neat, but he hates sunshine?"  "lollipops" he finished for you, you looked at his behind view mirror and saw the biggest grin you have ever seen on him.... ever. You then asked him a question, "how come you don't have....... eyes? were you born with that, can you see? you probably should be able to considering you have a driver's license, also, are those holes?"

Tom looked at you and sighed, "this will sound dumb, but believe it or not, I can see through these puppies and they are holes, my mum was also a........... bowling ball" you looked at him in a very 'understanding' way, but then you yelled out "HOW?" Tom grunted and stopped talking to you, so it was a awkward ride home, he then said before you guys got out the car "pretend we had a good chat in the car, I can't stand when Edd whines to me how much he likes you, so imagine how it is when he gets mad at me for not wanting to talk to you, or 'bond' kid, be good and pretend we were bonding" you nodded quickly and you got inside with your backpack and went to your room.

  You went up to hang your drawings on the wall, with some pride, the drawings looked a lot better than what your old drawings were, you also hung a mirror beside your drawings, because you thought Matt would be really critical if you tried drawing him, you sighed and got up, only to get really dizzy and pass out on your bed, about one minute later you got up, and kind of started talking to yourself about how much of a dope you would have seemed if your mum was here.

 "I think your a little weird for talking to yourself little bud" you heard Tord say as he sat on your chair near your desk admiring the drawings you made, "who is this handsome man?" he said as he grabbed the drawing of him and pointed it out, you chuckled at him and told him that the person isn't real, he laughed and jokingly said, "then am I real? or am I just that guy on the paper? seems to be the case fella, anyway, food is on the table, I bought sprite and it's in the fridge, just don't touch the cola, Edd gets heated when people touch it, I will be out for a bit, Edd, Tom and Matt are out shopping for new furniture, see yea Y/N"

  "Bye Tord" you said sheepishly, you got up as he left and got your food and sprite, and you noticed a movie called 'Insane zombie pirates from hell...... 1' and you decided to put the vhs into the video player, you were eating food and drinking coke, and having a generally good time, until the voice in your head started to talk again, you turned the volume down and said to it, "what do you want? you always bug me when I am in a good mood!"                                                           "I'm sorry, but, do you think that boy at school was manipulating you? he seems so suspicious"  "He doesn't seem suspicious to me!"                                                                                                                           "you aren't being cautious! he could backstab you!"                                                                                             "no one would try to do that!"

  "....... would they?" you finally said weakly, you were getting caught up in the moment with your 'conscience' and didn't notice you were sweating bullets and you were tearing up, and Tom was looking right at you, he looked at his sides and walked towards you, kneeled to your face, and asked, "are you alright? you sounded.... distressed" you were so embarrassed and started to tear up more, and you felt a lot more noticeably hotter than before.

  "I already talked with Tord.... not really, on this, and he said I could be schizophrenic, what does that mean?" you asked in a very quiet tone, he looked at you puzzled and then sighed, "being a schizophrenic messes up with what you think might be reality. Tord has the same condition and says he hears a lot of auditory shit." he said, he obviously didn't care for Tord, but the condition was scary, he looked to his sides again and he hugged you, the first time you have seen him do anything nice, "just go to bed, you'll forget it in the morning, good night" he ushered you to your room and locked the door from the outside, you shrugged and went to bed, "Tord is right about you not following me" and dozed off.