Chapter 1 - Chat

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*Lanceyboy started a PrivateChat with TheAmazingKeith*

Lanceyboy: Hey, Keith. You there?

TheAmazingKeith: Yeah, I'm here. What do you want?

Lanceyboy: Are you busy?

TheAmazingKeith: No... why?

Lanceyboy: I'm bored and want to get some training in.

TheAmazingKeith: So why are you asking me?

Lanceyboy: I don't know, you train a lot, so I figured I'd ask.

TheAmazingKeith: Well... I'm tired. Go ask Pidge or Hunk, or somebody other than me.

Lanceyboy: Whatever you say emo boy.

TheAmazingKeith: What did you just call me?

Lanceyboy: Nothing.

TheAmazingKeith: That's what I thought.

*Lanceyboy has left the PrivateChat*

*Lanceyboy has created a PrivateChat with PidgeTheBird*

Lanceyboy: Hey, Pidge.

PidgeTheBird: Oh, hey Lance. What's up?

Lanceyboy: Will you train with me?

PidgeTheBird: ...

Lanceyboy: Please?

PidgeTheBird: Why do ask me? I'm sure Keith or Hunk will go with you.

Lanceyboy: I already asked Keith. He was the first one I asked.

PidgeTheBird: Oh really? You're FIRST pick? 🙄

Lanceyboy: No no no, it's not what you think. I don't... no.

PidgeTheBird: It's okay, Lance. You're secret is safe with me. 😉

Lanceyboy: Why do I bother asking you?

PidgeTheBird: LANCE AND KEITH SITTIN IN A TREE.

Lanceyboy: No, Pidge, please don't.

PidgeTheBird: K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

*Lanceyboy has left the PrivateChat*

*Lanceyboy has created a PrivateChat with ChunkyHunky*

Lanceyboy: Hey, Hunk.

ChunkyHunky: Oh, hi Lance.

Lanceyboy: Can I train with you? I've got nobody else.

ChunkyHunky: Sorry, I'm making cookies right now. Maybe later?

Lanceyboy: Ooo! Cookies! Can I have one?

ChunkyHunky: They're not ready yet. I'll message you when they're finished.

Lanceyboy: It's alright, I'm on a diet.

ChunkyHunky: Suit yourself. You know, Keith said the same thing.

Lanceyboy: ...

Lanceyboy: Did he say why?

ChunkyHunky: Nope. He said it was personal. He's probably just trying to be fit for all the training he's been doing.

Lanceyboy: Like I'm not doing a bunch of training?

ChunkyHunky: Well, this is the first time this month you've asked me to train with you so, yes, you haven't been doing a bunch of training.

Lanceyboy: Whatever, Hunk. Have fun making cookies.

ChunkyHunky: I will.

*Lanceyboy left the PrivateChat*

*Lanceyboy has created a PrivateChat with Spacefather*

Lanceyboy: Hey, Shiro. I'm going to just cut to the chase and ask if you want to train with me.

Spacefather: To be honest, Lance, not really. Have you tried asking Keith? Last time I spoke to him, he wasn't doing anything.

Lanceyboy: Yes, I've tried asking Keith. He declined.

SpaceFather: Sorry, Lance, Allura needs my help. Maybe later.

Lanceyboy: Alright. Thanks anyway.

SpaceFather: No problem.

*SpaceFather has left the PrivateChat*

Lanceyboy: Will anyone train with me?

*TheAmazingKeith has joined the chat*

TheAmazingKeith: Fine, I'll train with you.

Lanceyboy: You mean it?

TheAmazingKeith: Yes, now can we just go already?

Lanceyboy: Of course, after you, emo boy.

TheAmazingKeith: I hate you so much.

Lanceyboy: Love you, too. 😘

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