Why Arsène Wenger Should Get Sacked

Wenger Out!

Why Arsène Wenger Should Get Sacked

"Why I'm an Arsenal Fan"

People always ask me, "If you're mad at Arsenal, why don't you just leave them?" And I just can't. I started to like Arsenal when I saw my father watching a Germany v. Italy friendly, and my father pointed out Mesut Özil. And he said, "See that player, he has huge eyes, he also plays for my friend from college's favourite soccer [football] team, Arsenal." My father is not a die-hard Arsenal fan, but I sure am, I don't know why. It just grew on me. I guess I became a die-hard Arsenal fan after discovering Robbie, Troopz, and Mr DT from ArsenalFanTV. That kind of showed me how important Arsenal is to some people, and I want to be part of that.

"A Brief History of Arsenal Wenger"

Arsène Wenger was born on October 22, 1949; the world knew that they were making a star, but like any star, he'll burn out. Arsène was born in Strausburg and lived in Duttlenheim, where his father managed the town's football team. He played for a number of amateur football teams, and he was rewarded with a manager diploma in 1981. He wasn't so good at Nancy, but then he moved to AS Monaco in 1987. He helped Monaco win the league championship in 1988 and the Coupe de France in 1991. But they did not come close to the league title in later seasons, so he was sacked in 1994. He then managed the J.League team: Nagoya Grampus Eight, and he won the Emperor's Cup and the Japanese Super Cup. In October 1996, Wenger became manager of Arsenal and two years later the club completed a League and FA Cup Double. The club won another league and cup double in 2002 and won the FA Cup a year later. In 2004, Wenger managed Arsenal in their famous undefeated season, the only club to do so, 49 games undefeated. Later after their Champion's League final lost to Barcelona, Arsenal were a trophy drought. During that drought, they famously moved to the Emirates Stadium from Highbury and won the FA Cup and Community Shield, both in 2014, both in 2015, and both in 2017. And here we are today.

"1. The Players"

Arsenal have good players, but things always go wrong.

GK: Petr Čech - He is a great player but from Chelsea! And an old one. And we sold our own, our brought-up, our No.1: Wojciech Szczęsny to Juve, for only £10 million!

GK: David Ospina - Just let him go, Matt Macey can deal with it, and he did for a while. Good thing Petr Čech almost never gets injured, but remember that disaster last season.

CB: Laurent Koscielny - He's been injured eleven times in two seasons, and he always looks in bad medical condition. He can be great at times, but other times he's just not there. "A leader who doesn't lead."

LB: Nacho Monreal - Although he is my favourite Gunner, he is playing in the centre, away from his native left-back, in up of the injured (but back now) Shkodran Mustafi.

CB: Shkodran Mustafi - We just got him. And now he apparently wants to go to Internazionale!

CB: Rob Holding - He's young and inexperienced, and it shows."He looks what he is: a £2m signing from Bolton Wanderers, hopelessly out of his depth," Daniel Taylor.

CB: Per Mertesacker - He's old, he's BFG, but being the Big F*****g German comes with consequences, he's slow, slow as hell.

L/RWB: Héctor Bellerín - He played out of position all last season, but he is stepping up now, but now Barcelona want to sign him!

RWB: Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain - He rejected a £180,000-per-week deal to stay at Arsenal, but Wenger puts him in the squad that Arsenal lost to Liverpool 4-0, the second after the match, the Ox is at Liverpool, and just saying, he's playing horribly.

LWB: Sead Kolašinac - Good, he makes fouls, but good ones, but sometimes he is just too strong, and he touches someone, and they fall over.

CDM: Francis Coquelin - Fouls to much.

CDM: Mohamed Elneny - He is actually very good, for a 3rd string player, hopefully, Wenger is training him to hell.

CM: Granit Xhaka - Remember when his simple pass to Čech in the Liverpool game, ended up being a corner, and Liverpool's opening goal. It's only similarly happened 3 times this season. And he's slow.

CM: Aaron Ramsey - While Roberto Firmino nodded in Liverpool's first goal, Ramsey could be seen chatting to Arsenal's bench, completely neglecting his midfield position. Georginio Wijnaldum later tied him in knots before fell flat on his face. Ramsey was then substituted at half-time.

CM: Jack Wilshere - Gets injured way-way-way too much, but he's playing a little better now.

CM: Santi Cazorla - Everybody loves him, except the fact he's been injured since October 2016!

RM: Theo Walcott - He's getting worse, but not so bad, he deserves to play 1 Prem match.

LM: Alex Iwobi - Good player, but whenever we need him the most, he never steps up.

FW: Alexis Sánchez - He is obviously unhappy at the club, and Wenger takes him out every other game, and we have no one to replace him! Plus, in this game, Arsenal v. Stupids, he had multiple break-aways, and nothing happened with them.

CAM: Mesut Özil - He is often the scapegoat for Arsenal's wrongdoings, but still, he is not playing so well this season. But in this game, Arsenal v. Spuds, he was fantastic.

ST: Danny Welbeck - Gets injured, and why does he play, when £52m Alexandre Lacazette is warming the bench!

ST: Olivier Giroud - He's a great bench-warmer, but when he comes off, it's a guaranteed goal. So why doesn't he play? It's because he doesn't have the motivation, or energy, or Wenger acceptance. And the time Giroud did start, he was off an injury!

ST: Alexandre Lacazette - He's good, but why was he on the bench for Liverpool and Manchester City! He also looks like he wants to kill himself.

"2. He's Cheap"

I personally don't like how we have almost 70 players, hoping someone will stand out. Sure we bought Petr Čech from Chelsea, Alexis Sánchez from Barcelona, Mesut Özil from Real Madrid, and Alexandre Lacazette from Lyon, but everyone else was either at Arsenal for their lives, or bought from small or medium clubs.

Two. Two. Two? Two! Two!? Two signings were made over the transfer season, Two. Well, Lacazette and Kolašinac are very good players. Lacazette £52.7m and Kolašinac on a free transfer, but we also sold the Ox, Szczęsny, and Gibbs, and put some players on loan. And we made a profit! +£14.13m!!!

No one really wants to go to Arsenal, they know it's a ship that's sinking. Lemar, come on. We will never survive without Alexis.

"3. Inconsistency"

There's a famous quote referring to Arsenal and Wenger:

"Arsenal is Consistent in their Inconsistency."

We somehow last year finish 5th but win the FA Cup and after that, the Community Shield.

Just look at any couple of Arsenal games, you'll understand.

"4. Tiny Things"

1. He loves he native France, and signs so many French players, and I'm an England-loving Italian, so I hate that.

2a. Not really on Wenger, but Stan Kroenke, get out of the club.

2b. He's no stranger to changing locations.

2c. He is cheap, only buys things he can afford to balance the finances. Make a risk.

2d. Alisher Usmanov, I like him, takes risks.

2e. Aliko Dangote, I like him, not Stan.

3. He loves Ramsey, even when he is in horrid form.

4. He says he could have signed: Petr Čech (first), Gianluigi Buffon (my favourite player), Gerard Piqué, Vincent Kompany, Raphaël Varane, Yaya Touré, Paul Pogba, Claude Makélélé, Cristiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi, Romelu Lukaku, Zlatan Ibrahimović. But just quit it, you didn't, suck it up.

5. I actually love when he said this, "[Raheem Sterling] is one of the best divers in the Premier League."

6. The 2017-18 Formation is horrible, watch the uMAXit Football video on it.

7. The Invincibles happened, it was awesome, it was great, it is over. Move on. But I am one of those people who still talk about it, so . . .