Matt X Matt

Em Gei

Matt X Matt + Matt on Matt fluff!No smutt I can't bring myself to such torture sorry---

It was 7:00 am in London, and the sun had just came up back into it's rightful place in the sky. Eye piercing light slid out in the opening of the blinds slightly blinding a sleeping ginger. As soon as the color red had flashed under the young ginger's eyelids; he immediately shot up. It was morning..., nothing new. Usually at this time of the day, Edd is already up making the group breakfast, Tom and Tord are probably fighting over who gets to use the shower first (As usual), and Matt would most likely be waiting for those two to stop bickering patiently; by looking at his beautiful face of course.

Usually in the morning, Matt was up, ready, and excited for a new day.
A new day which meant going to the mall, hanging out with friends, and the best part of all, which is admiring his gorgeous face. However, today just wouldn't be the same as the others, for the young ginger known as Matt. Today he just couldn't come out of his room. He was still hurt after a certain incident yesterday, and he couldn't bare to come out of his room after that. So he decided to stay in his room and surround himself with self-pity. What might have happened you ask? Well let's take a look. //FLASHBACK//
Gingerbeard man, block chin, boi(Matt), was in the living room admiring his lovely face or some shit. When mr.Johnny Test, no eye, fork hair, lookin' ass,(Tom), walked inside drunk

as FUCK. He probably finish drinking like forty-gallons of his favorite alcoholic drink. Tom walked inside but walked into a wall instead, which was retarded as fuck, but anyways he came in drunk and fell on the couch laughing his ass off for no reason. Cuz he drunk. Matt was unaware of Johnny Test, no eye man, because he was too busy looking at his GORGEOUS ASS FaCE-.Johnny(Tom) noticed Matt(Square boi),came up to him and smacked Matt's mirror out of his hand letting it fall to the ground and smash to pieces. Matt let out a girly ass scream and kicked Tom in his baby-makers,(Or in this case his wallNUTS). Tom fell to the ground and sobbed while holding his nuts ( It's Wallnuts I swear!) in pain. While Matt fell to the ground fucking wailing because the mirror that Tom smacked out of his hand

so happened to be his number one favorite mirror. While both of the sobbing boys sobbed, one of them spoke up."//SniFf, Sniff, //Matt?,"said Tom. "Y-Yeah?" replied Matt. "SniFf//SniFf//...//StrOng Ass inHale, like dem lungs tho-//I HATE ALL OF YOUR STUPID FUCKING MIRRORS AND I DON'T LIKE YOUR FACE!"Screamed Tom through sobs,along with a fit of rage for Matt kicking him in de balls.Matt immediately stop crying only to cry harder.So hard that aliens on Mars might be hearing his annoying ass screaming.Matt ran up stairs to his room in shame.Only to continue his shrieking probably annoying the Hell out of Tord who was in the next room watching hentai.//BACK TO PRESENT//

"Can you believe that?!" Matt thought."That son-of a dick insulted my-my FACE!".How could he do such a thing?Was Matt's pretty face not good enough for this world?Of course it is!Right...?"Well,what does Tom know huh?!".Thought Matt."I'm amazing, smart, funny, have the most beautiful mirrors and face!"."Tom can go suck himself!"thought Matt.Matt right then felt new confidence in himself,but still felt like he had something missing.Was it because he was the only single one in the house?Edd has Cola, Tord has busty,anime-girl body pillow, Tom has Tom ,Romeo has Juliet, and Fuck has You. All of Matt's friends are dating someone except him.But the problem was Matt didn't love anyone but himself and his mirrors.The smol ginger sighed and walked up to his magic mirror.Placing his hand on the smooth surface."I'm the only one who can understand myself,along with you magic mirror.".And with that he kissed his reflection and cried like he never had before.Placing his hands over his eyes and quietly crying to himself.(Wow,this book was only suppose to be a joke but now this is getting really sad),suddenly another Matt slipped out of the mirror and fell on Matt.Mirror Matt looked at normal Matt with a empathic look in his PrETtY Ass EYEs LikE DAmN-.Normal Matt looked up and his heart raced,along with his breath feeling like it had been taken away.Never in his life had he seen such a gorgeous creature as him."Don't cry Matt.".Said Mirror Matt."Because I will always love you."."Sniff//Thank you...".Said normal Matt."Anyways wanna fuck?".Said Mirror Matt."YEAAAH!".Said normal Matt.And so Normal Matt and Mirror Matt made out on Tom's bed just for revenge.And after that they ate ice cream and went to the mall.No longer was Matt ever alone because he had himself,for the rest of his life.THE END.Well that was the saddest shit I've ever written and don't know what else to say so...I'm tired Bye!